Here's a buncha Homestar quotes.
...A little to the left....*pop* Huh? Poopsmith? *pop* WHAO!
I CAN DO IT! I CAN DO IT NINE TIMES!
Homstaw wunnor dot net: It's dot comm. *Cuuut!*
Once again, I must say, your original stylin's isn't workin' for me, The Cheat.
*High Pitched*Whi whiwhwihwwamamaoda
WHAT!? Stwong Bad told me 'dis stuff was cottage cheese and The Cheat hair!
Not a Pimecone.
Wait...is this one of those Virus emails? Like, the kind that you get from Moms in offshore Casinos?
Computer over? Virus = Very Yes? That's not a good sign!
You can't shoot and you can't fly! If you'd come along, you'd surely die! Ho ho haa haa!
NEXT EPISODE BLUE LASER! NEXT EPISODE!
I never doubted you were a lady for a minute Sir. Ma'am.