KEITH? A natural blonde? Well maybe you didn't fry it. You're right, fried hair isn't all it's cracked up to be. (Not like I ever thought it was. I'm afraid of losing all of my hair.)
It's what someone dubbed my small patch of smooth skin under my chin. I can grow a full complete beard except for a small circular spot under my chin. If you ever look at pictures of Pharaohs and notice the long protrusion coming out from under their chin, you will see the resemblance. It just looks like someone ripped mine off.
I'm confused because I'm both in Keith's corner and behind the curtain at the same time. I'm also against doing things randomly because I can't....it's too late, they're already calculated. Unless I answer voices in my head. THAT's probably about as random as we can get here
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I concur; two about muppets does require the extra fact, especially since #6 is quite interesting. We cannot claim such a fact. My siblings and I take up Monday, Friday, and Saturday.
Is there a site for muppet sex? That would be an interesting site indeed. I can imagine Statler and Waldorf as voyeurs and I'll stop there because it just gets worse. Picture Miss Piggy in black leather. And I don't even want to imagine the Swedish Chef in his deviant behavior. I bet beaker is a real freak while animal is suave and debonair....
There have been times I've seen women dressed in black leather that actually reminded me of Miss Piggy that way.
Almost makes me wish Miss Piggy would not be in black leather, but I guess she might as well.
I will have to go looking for muppet pr0n to see what's available. I can easily see Electric Mayham all being reasonably conventional, while Scooter is the swinging kinkmeister.
Gonzo is out of control, and Kermit is just...cursed. It's not easy being green and popular.
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That's a really good pun.
You won't lose your hair.
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Is there a site for muppet sex? That would be an interesting site indeed. I can imagine Statler and Waldorf as voyeurs and I'll stop there because it just gets worse. Picture Miss Piggy in black leather. And I don't even want to imagine the Swedish Chef in his deviant behavior. I bet beaker is a real freak while animal is suave and debonair....
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Almost makes me wish Miss Piggy would not be in black leather, but I guess she might as well.
I will have to go looking for muppet pr0n to see what's available. I can easily see Electric Mayham all being reasonably conventional, while Scooter is the swinging kinkmeister.
Gonzo is out of control, and Kermit is just...cursed. It's not easy being green and popular.
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