Oct 24, 2010 03:14
- It is time! For! #dnd TWEEEEETS
- #dnd Right now the artificer, the other Jager and I are running from the Warforged PC because somebody tripped his anti-Jager programming.
- #dnd that somebody just happens to be the Artificer. He'll pay for this, eventually. The Nixie is napping (because his player's asleep).
- #dnd Our Wizard didn't make it today. Not much of a plan right now. Cue Yackety Sax as we run from ol' Clanky. http://digs.by/dC747x
- #dnd Well, that bit of inter-PC negotiation only took three hours. Now, for the rest of the game!
- #dnd I think we found the secret lair...thing. There's tapestries and statues all over this mug. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
- #dnd there's a shadow skeleton dude here. I think he's the butler or something. Let's ask him for some brandy and cigars!
- #dnd shadow skeleton dude is NOT the butler. No brandy, no cigars, just "HISSSSS" and attack. Shadow skeleton dude's an asshole.
- #dnd oh good! His friends are here. Let's ask them if we can get a nice--OW! Shadows are ALL assholes!
- @ Tamawil I'll tell Chris that there need to be more maids in this game. I can't imagine he'd disagree. #dnd
- #dnd Shadow skeleton dude gets sliced. We're surrounded by shadows. My touch AC is 13. Party is likely 2 turns from being totally boned.
- @ Tamawil Nah, he runs realistic characters in his game. A cooking skill like that would require a 50-point buy in character creation. #dnd
- #dnd Shadow golem DOWN. His shadow buddy is DOWN. I'm cleaning wispy gray stuff off my sword. Do shadows "die?" Adventuring is weird.
- #dnd FINALLY FOUND THE BIG EVIL LAB OF THE LONG-DEAD BIG BAD. Pain incoming.
- #dnd failed a Will save by 1. Panicked. Running away and squealing like a little girl with wet britches. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- #dnd aaaaand here come the battalion of warrior mooks for us to smash. When I say "battalion" I'm not kidding. The grid's a sea of dots.
- #dnd having a hard time explaining what's happening in the game right now...here, have a visual http://digs.by/9rhCEO
- #dnd I have just smashed an evil chair to death. This game has taken an unusual turn. I DEMAND MORE MALEVOLENT FURNITURE FOR SMASHING.
- #dnd Leap attack plus three Cleave attacks = a pile of mook parts and one happy Jager.
- #dnd RAAEERGH the forces of evil furniture and easily breakable minions shall fear me in the annals of wherever this stuff is written down
- #dnd The castle has been pacified. Leveled to 14. Now we just gotta get off this rassafrassin' stupid island.
Tweets copied by
twittinesis.com