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hemocidal

OnE hOnK | video+text

Apr 25, 2011 16:38

[The feed cuts on, and for a disconcertingly long time, you are all greeted by the unfocused stare of what appears to be a demonic halloween clown - complete with enormous goat horns, and slack-jawed toothy mouth slightly agape in absolute fascination. He doesn't seem fazed at all that he appears to be soaking wet either, because it's an ( Read more... )

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1/2 4llth3just1c3 April 25 2011, 20:41:41 UTC

[OH MAN OH MAN IT'S GAMZEE. Karkat said he was homicidal and insane!

But...

He seems the same to Terezi.]

4llth3just1c3 April 25 2011, 20:47:57 UTC

[CLEARLY THIS REQUIRES FURTHER INVESTIGATION.]

H3LLO G4MZ33
1M STUCK H3R3 W1TH YOU TOO 4R3NT 1??
1 TH1NK TH1S C1TY H4S SOM3TH1NG 4G41NST M3!!!
H3H3H3H3

[She is totally kidding. Gamzee is a bro. As long as he's not killing everyone, that is.

...What the hell is a pink star monkey?]

YOU 4R3 SO FUCKING WE1RD SOM3T1M3S! >:]

hemocidal April 25 2011, 20:53:16 UTC

Oh HeY bItChTiTs DiDn'T fUcKiNg SeE yOu NoWhErE

UuUh GuEsS sO
i AiN't ReAlLy ThInKiNg I'm WeIrD oR nOtHiNg ThoUgH

4llth3just1c3 April 25 2011, 20:57:01 UTC

BLUH BLUH BLUH
WH4T3V3R G4MZ33 1 H4V3 4 V3RY SER1OUS QU3ST1ON TO 4SK YOU

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1/? otpurr April 25 2011, 20:42:07 UTC

[Oh hey it's Gamzee--]

otpurr April 25 2011, 20:42:43 UTC

[Wait, wasn't he supposed to be all homicidal and stuff?]

otpurr April 25 2011, 20:43:49 UTC

[OH WELL.

He's still GOOD OLE' GAMZEE. So! She turns on the text so that she can talk to Gamzee.]

DONE otpurr April 25 2011, 20:45:35 UTC

:33 < *ac sniffs gamzee to make sure he is ok*
:33 < *she then says hi gamzee!*

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text; umathematic April 25 2011, 20:45:26 UTC

And you type like a fucking moron. Remember how to fix that?

hemocidal April 25 2011, 21:00:36 UTC

AwW cOmE oN dOgG
i JuSt Be TyPiNg OuT tHe WoRdS tHe WaY tHeY fEeL bEsT
sTrAiGhT fRoM tHe MoTheRfUcKiNg HeArT

umathematic April 25 2011, 21:10:02 UTC

So you're saying you're a natural idiot.

hemocidal April 25 2011, 21:15:46 UTC

SuRe
GoT mY AuRiCuLaR sPoNgE cLoTs AlL oPeN tO nAtUrE's HaRsH wHiMsY
I bE aLl In TuNe To Do ThE dEeP mYsTeRiOuS wAyS oF The MoThErFuCkInG sOuL, mY bRoThEr
YoU a BrOThEr, RiGhT?

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knifecushion April 25 2011, 21:02:31 UTC

What does a star monkey look like?

hemocidal April 25 2011, 21:09:39 UTC

GiMmE a MoThErFuCkInG mInUtE To Be GeTtInG mY hAnDlE oN tHaT wIcKeD dEsCriPtIoN fOr YoU
sInCe ThEy AlL kEeP mOvInG aRoUnD aNd BeInG aLl HaRd To GeT a FuCkInG fOcUs On

knifecushion April 25 2011, 21:13:31 UTC

Ah.

You're on drugs. I'm a little disappointed.

hemocidal April 25 2011, 21:19:33 UTC

WhAaAaAaT nAw, BrO
i AiN't On NoThInG bUt ThE bEaUtIfUl FeElInG oF mIrTh AnD mIrAcLeS
dOn'T nEeD aNyThInG eLsE tO bE mAkInG lIfE wOnDeRfUl

UuUh MaYbE tHe SoPoR bE aLl MaKiNg ThE lIghTs KiNdA nIcE tHoUgH

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craaaaaaaazy8s April 25 2011, 22:07:56 UTC

[Eyes the post. Karkat had said Gamzee had gone off the deep end, but this looks like the irritating Gamzee she knows. Must be from a different point on the timeline. That being decided, she switches her text on.]

Woooooooow, they 8rought you too?
This city just can't get enough of our species.
I can only imaaaaaaaagine who will 8e next.

hemocidal April 25 2011, 22:35:20 UTC

ThEy GoT yOu ToO sPiDeRtItS?
uUh WeLl I bE sAyInG tHeY
bUt I dOn'T aCtUaLlY kNoW wHo ThE fUcK tHeY iS
oR wHeRe ThE FuCk I Am :o(

craaaaaaaazy8s April 25 2011, 23:00:30 UTC

8ut of course! I was the first ::::)
You're in a nameless human city.
8etter get comforta8le, we could 8e here a whiiiiiiiile.
Not that you'll have any trou8le with that.

hemocidal April 26 2011, 22:51:08 UTC

I cAn GeT mY cOmFoRtABlE oN rEaL eAsY, yEaH
NoT tHaT dIFfErEnT fRoM wHaT i WaS aLrEaDy MoThErFuCkiNg DoInG
HoW lOnG yOu BeEn HeRe?

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