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[hemocidal]

[oh hey looks its your favorite horrifying clown! Everyone remembers this harmless motherfucker right? Well, everything appears normal, except for the massive amount of horns he appears to be sitting in. They honk occasionally when he moves]

What the fuck up, my brothers and bitches, how the fuck you doin'?

Everyone be chill? Aight, cool. We can be

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[4llth3just1c3]

[To be honest, Terezi sort of... Flinches when she sees this video.

But it is a giant relief to see him acting like the old Gamzee. The one who was always her friend.

Besides, everything is under control now. Because of those pies. Which... What is he doing.]

Gaaamzee! What are you up to?

[hemocidal]

[Gamzee tries not to let it show, but he immediately appears somewhat nervous when he sees Terezi. Not that this is awkward or anything at all!!]

Not much, chica. This and motherfucking that. I'm makin' sure I be keeping up shit, though.

[He shrugs and dips his fingers in the pie he currently has in his lap.]

Sup with you?

[4llth3just1c3]

That's good.

[She tilts her head.]

Why are you giving those away?

[hemocidal]

Kinda zoned out for a while and made a whole motherfucking bunch of 'em. Can't eat all this shit myself.

. . . You want one? We could chill or somethin'.

[renegare]

How many organs were used towards it?

[hemocidal]

Just made this wicked pie with my own motherfuckin' hands, bro. Guess you gonna use some other organs to be all getting your digest on, but that ain't really my business, yo.

1/2

[renegare]

It resembles a massacre.

[renegare]

On a plate.

[trollsbackwards]

THIS IS STUPID.

[hemocidal]

WhAaAaAt UuUuUp BeSt FrIeNd
YoU wAnT oNe?
CaUsE i CaN bE aLl MaKiNg YoU oNe SpEcIaL

[trollsbackwards]

NO.
JUST NO.

[hemocidal]

OkAy BrO tHaT's CoOl

ExCePt YoU wAnT tHaT sHiT aNyWaY?
cAuSe I aLrEaDy KiNdA mAdE iT

[loonyandproud]

[Horns. Horns. Clowntroll! Oh. This. This is the guy. Campbell doesn't even get it.]

You.

[hemocidal]

[why are you so angry!!]

Honk!

[loonyandproud]

I'm no chill. You hurt Nepeta, did you no?!

[hemocidal]

[oh that caught him by surprise

he goes unusually quiet and rubs at his face when he mentions Nepeta - it's a little hard to see under the clown make-up but he's got three long, thin scratches running across it.]

I didn't--

Fuck. Yeah, guess I motherfucking did.

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[child_radical]

Why in the name of all that's holy is that pie slathered in what can only be equated to snot by those whose mind isn't in the gutter?

TeXt

[hemocidal]

YoU wAnNa TrY tHaT wICkEd ShIt AnD fInD oUt, BrO?

TeXt

[child_radical]

No thanks, I'll stick to stuff that I know will have an adverse effect on my body.

[hemocidal]

It DoN't Do NoThiN aDvErSe To Me, My BrOtHeR

mOrE lIkE tHe OpPoSiTe Of ThAt