[When I first started this, I hadn't a clue about the fashion world. Now, a couple of months on, I've made virtually no progress. Sure, I can recognise models in magazines and actually tell them all apart, but that doesn't help with writing a fake journal for Heather. She and I are literally nothing alike so this is my peace out. I hope you all end up with a wonderful new Heather soon who doesn't delete within a week but I shan't be taking up the opportunity of choosing my replacement.]