[ic; this is safe]

[hench_wench]

[If anybody's been looking for Harley in the last few days, you probably haven't seen her out. That's because she's locked herself in her room and may have arranged all her files and paperwork in a fort around her desk.]

[DARE YOU ENTER ... THE CAVE OF CRAZY]

((open to everyone, btw. just not quite suited for a comm post.))

Comments

[nosenolimits]

[. . . k...knocking]

[hench_wench]

Whaaaaaat?!

[nosenolimits]

... Can... I come in?

[hench_wench]

... 'kay.

[nosenolimits]

Hey, I--

[whoa what the fuck happened in here]

... brought you... something?

[hench_wench]

You did?

[nosenolimits]

[... knocking half her fort over as he tries to get around/in it]

Yep.

[hench_wench]

hggk!

[buried in the avalanche]

[nosenolimits]

--Harley!

[nope you're being saved right before the last second. SUPER SPEED FUCK YEAH]

[hench_wench]

[Carefully arranges the fallen files neatly and alphabetically.]

[Haha just kidding she shoved them on the floor!]

[nosenolimits]

[it's take-out! from the mess hall!]

[if she looks inside it's a bunch of fast-food, including ... a hamburger with a bite out of it]

[hench_wench]

[picks up the bitten burger]

How ... sweet.

[nosenolimits]

... I, uh, forgot what I was doing with it and then I remembered. Sorry.

There should be another one in there.

[hench_wench]

[drops the take-out bag on her desk]

Thanks. So you're done here, right?

[nosenolimits]

... Not a chance.

[hench_wench]

Okay. What do you want?