CHRISTMAS PRESENTS LIST
... in January! SHUT UP. You can pretend it was put up in a timely manner. If you have a character not on here that you think should get stuff, let me know and I'll add it. Also, if you want to act out the gift giving, we can do that in this post. OKAY? OKAY, LET'S GO.
From Harley, who delivered everything while wearing this because she is a classy lady.
Ivy: An assortment of seeds and samples of local plants, this necklace, warm hat and gloves (DON'T FREEZE, RED), and snuggling.
Lassiter: A red velvet thong that says "HO HO HO" on the crotch, and PDA in front of Shawn.
Hiruma: THIS (NSFW-ISH) GUN and a pie in the face.
Joker: Sharing that alcohol he got her, and then it might have lead to slightly drunken makeouts.
From Brenda
Jaime: ~FRIEND COUPONS~ or something.
George: A shirt.
Ted: Cookbook full of healthy recipes.
Booster: Uhh, tin full of cookies? SURE THAT WORKS. Don't let Mr. Kord eat them!
Hotstreak: A fire themed My Little Pony, cleverly hidden in this shirt.
Box's Party: Christmas goodies or something yaayy we survived the monkey together?
From Ted
Booster: A MAN GIFT, FOR MEN. look it has a USB memory stick AND a LED light AND a nail file!
Jaime: Books on theory, military strategy, and philosophy with notes in the margins. And earmuffs!
Tim: Same as Jaime. HE IS NOT THAT CREATIVE.
Brenda: It's pink! That's for girls, right?
Hotstreak: oh god what do the kids like these days D:
From Harry
Ladd: A really nice waterproof watch that shows the time in different countries and can go into space or something I don't really know I just stole it from some place it looked pretty cool. And a box of Thin Mints so that Ladd may know it is WORTH FACING SHARKS FOR.
Graham: Here have some beers wait oh god no don't be a violent drunk oh god i didn't think this through maybe i can distract him with another box of Thin Mints?
Glinda: This pair of earrings because they're pink and yellow and cute like she is, so it kind of reminded him of her or something but then what if she doesn't have pierced ears better get her a necklace just in case WAIT FUCK WHAT IF THERE'S NICKEL OR LEAD IN THOSE IS SHE ALLERGIC COULD SHE DIE better throw in some of those Thin Mints just in case and then some more so she can share with her friends.
And if you think Pigeon got anybody anything, you are deluded.
From Harley, who delivered everything while wearing this because she is a classy lady.
Ivy: An assortment of seeds and samples of local plants, this necklace, warm hat and gloves (DON'T FREEZE, RED), and snuggling.
Lassiter: A red velvet thong that says "HO HO HO" on the crotch, and PDA in front of Shawn.
Hiruma: THIS (NSFW-ISH) GUN and a pie in the face.
Joker: Sharing that alcohol he got her, and then it might have lead to slightly drunken makeouts.
From Brenda
Jaime: ~FRIEND COUPONS~ or something.
George: A shirt.
Ted: Cookbook full of healthy recipes.
Booster: Uhh, tin full of cookies? SURE THAT WORKS. Don't let Mr. Kord eat them!
Hotstreak: A fire themed My Little Pony, cleverly hidden in this shirt.
Box's Party: Christmas goodies or something yaayy we survived the monkey together?
From Ted
Booster: A MAN GIFT, FOR MEN. look it has a USB memory stick AND a LED light AND a nail file!
Jaime: Books on theory, military strategy, and philosophy with notes in the margins. And earmuffs!
Tim: Same as Jaime. HE IS NOT THAT CREATIVE.
Brenda: It's pink! That's for girls, right?
Hotstreak: oh god what do the kids like these days D:
From Harry
Ladd: A really nice waterproof watch that shows the time in different countries and can go into space or something I don't really know I just stole it from some place it looked pretty cool. And a box of Thin Mints so that Ladd may know it is WORTH FACING SHARKS FOR.
Graham: Here have some beers wait oh god no don't be a violent drunk oh god i didn't think this through maybe i can distract him with another box of Thin Mints?
Glinda: This pair of earrings because they're pink and yellow and cute like she is, so it kind of reminded him of her or something but then what if she doesn't have pierced ears better get her a necklace just in case WAIT FUCK WHAT IF THERE'S NICKEL OR LEAD IN THOSE IS SHE ALLERGIC COULD SHE DIE better throw in some of those Thin Mints just in case and then some more so she can share with her friends.
And if you think Pigeon got anybody anything, you are deluded.