HELP HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
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ANGST - 1045 ticks
So uhh I have a bag of these cats. ENVY ME
Apparently I meandered out of the house today! I had to drop off some note at my sister's school, which happened to be based in some wacky dimension of inconvenience where up is down and nothing is what it seems (to borrow from SA!). I say this because it took me several minutes to find the entrance, which involved circling around the perimeter like a vulture I found it inconspicuously squirreled away behind a giant construction site.
I asked some guy with a beard and matching clipboard where the office was and was finally on my merry way back to the bus stop. However, I wasn't looking where I was going and continued following the grassy portion of the footpath, which was the only part of the footpath, there was no pavement to speak of. I'm not sure how the next part of my tale happened, but SOMEHOW I got myself stuck, much like a sprite in a poorly constructed platformer!
The elevated strip of glass inclined gradually and I, like the stupid idiot I am, kept following it and brushing past trees enroute. Even more sadistically, the trees had pointy foilage that hung just at eye level which ruthlessly stabbed me in the head as I was trying to get around them. I got a bit worried when I was about 4 metres above highway level and the angle down to the highway was about 75 degrees. I probably would've had an easier time getting down had I not insisted on wearing those goofy skull-crushing platform shoes... which I do!
After I shook my fist angrily and shouted "YOUR SCHOOL FAILS, CONNIE" over the highway to my sister, I slid down the incline with as much grace and decorum as a lame mule on stilts. Frankly, I never realised the concept of FLAT PAVEMENT AS FOOTPATH was that unconventional, but there you go.
After this debacle, I went to the city. Mostly because I'm in need of clothing, which I never bought anyway. Instead I bought some mango-flavoured lipbalm and some bizarre impulse-buy earrings made of pink ribbon, black lace and leather. Oh, and black nail varnish.
The rest of the time was spent reminiscing about highschool, which for some reason my sister seemed to have interest in. Wacky kid.
In retrospect, I'd probably be more successful finding clothes I wanted to wear if I wasn't against t-shirts that had "ANGEL" or "GIRL SCOUT" or some other random girlishly iconic phrase written on them. Also possibly why most of my clothes are plain.
Donut also graciously sent me WARIO WARE INC yesterday! It reminds me of Bishi Bashi somehow, only one player. If anyone has any other amusing ROMs, I accept donations!
So now I'm cold, I have a headache and my left foot has fallen asleep.
Time to cause misery and have people question my gender in Medievia!
Vedic: FEAR NOT I AM ALIVE
Nadir: GET ON IRC MORE OR THE BUNNY GETS IT. Also, I kept forgetting about the phonecard and eventually gave up.