If you read Harry Potter, don't read this.

[hendrix_child]

Hi, my name is J.K. Rowling. Some of you might know me in lieu of my books, the Harry Potter series. Oh, hell, who am I kidding? Of course you all know who I am. Life doesn't get better than stealing an idea, changing a few names, and making a couple million while starting a cult phenomenon with my basic levels of writing, plot layout, and

Comments

[anonymous]

haha, I love you. That made my fucking day. =]
-Kennedy

[patquack]

Hah, awesome.

[adam_unneeded]

"the post-coitus cigarette to my ego boost"

wonderful verbosity, my freind- outstanding XD

-AdamC.

[zeppelingirl90]

that's so funny. totally made my day.

Sort of like when the movies came out... and people waited in huge lines... I, was at home getting good rest so I could laugh at the news the next day :)

[gods_ventrue]

yeah, Dumbledore is gay.

...I wonder if wand is a metaphor.