Obligatory end of Break MadLibs!!!

[henley420]

I am so ____________ to be going back to my school, ______________!! Break has been _____________, but i need to get back to my college life. My _____________ is waiting for me in the fridge, and _____________ might actually _____________ suck this semester. I'm taking _____________, _____________, and _____________. Hopefully they won't be too

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[anonymous]

I am so psyched to be going back to my school, fuckas!! Break has been orgasmic, but i need to get back to my college life. My cat is waiting for me in the fridge, and class might actually not suck this semester. I'm taking the art of fellatio, riding italian stallions, and jesus loves me even tho im a whore. Hopefully they won't be too *wink* hard.

On the plus side, my huge sausage got licked by this latin fellow, so thats pretty sweet.

I suppose i'll miss horatio when i go back to the donia, but in the end, it'll be ok. I know that we will check in and have mucho phone sex for the rest of our lives.
viva la lovers!!

Sincerely scott (or el grande)

[henley420]

niice

[anonymous]

I am so loved to be going back to Mexico, man!! Break has been nice, but i need to get back to my college life. My throwing knife is waiting for me in the fridge, and killing prostitutes might actually really suck this semester. I'm taking a hostage, killing him, and eating his vital organs. Hopefully they won't be too overcooked and hard.

On the plus side, my hitman contract got picked up by this latin druglord, so thats pretty exciting.

I suppose i'll miss working for the Russian mafia when i go back to Mexico, but in the end, it'll be ok. I know that Vladmir will not kill me in and protect me for the rest of my contract.

Watch out!!

Sincerely (never sign my realy name)