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[hennagirl]

who does god listen to when we pray?
who gets answers?
if i prayed, would god listen to me?

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Oh Oh I know!!

[shinyalien]

Oh Oh I know the answer to that one... Find a sheep that goes moo and sacrifice it... Then God will answer you when you pray. I sacrificed a bunny that barked and then prayed... well I guess I need to kill more bunnies cause he didn't respond. Well gtg. /em runs outside to chase the bunnies.