I am about to break under my house mates. i cant even leave my things in the living room anymore; even though i use whatever  it is they want me to move [ various things]  in the living room. For example I putr my shoes on and off in teh living room. They live in a bag so trhey dont get in the way of people. My mags are all in the living room ( Read more... )

2006 saw me :

• Go out with Andy [still]
• Fail first year at york uni
• Quit York Uni
• Go to Rome
• Go to China and Hong Kong

Soap soap soap soap soap!. why you ask. well i was talking to a friend on msn. [ as per usual] and  i said that life is one  big figging soap opera ( Read more... )

im still alive btw

Finally read everyones LJ's for the last  .. god knwos how long.  and everyone seems to  be having some sort of thing going on their life left right and center. some good some bad ( Read more... )

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand,
Vanished from my hand,
Left me blindly here to stand but still not ( Read more... )

It's art, not a condom
Wednesday, March 5, 2003
A VENDING MACHINE selling pieces of miniature art has proved unexpectedly popular - because people mistake it for a condom machine.

Most people seem quite pleased with what they get

Horny couples expecting to buy a packet of the three are being suprised to receive a small box containing a ( Read more... )

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my ( Read more... )

I, I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air

Im pickin up good vibrations
Shes giving me excitations
Im pickin up good vibrations
(oom bop bop good vibrations)
Shes giving me excitations
(oom bop bop excitations)
Good good good good ( Read more... )