So all day I've fought gravity pulling me to my knees and strained to keep myself from yawning. What gives? I'm getting sleep, drinking water, eating plenty of fiber. WTF, Trebeck? Is this what happened to Hoppalong Cassidy when he went broke for two years? Blargh.

-Henry

Last week was a bad week, but I've already forgotten about it.
When you're really really down and aided by friends of family, it does more than help problem at hand.  Next time you're on the dawn of a difficult point in your life, you'll find more strength than you had before - not because your heart has built a tolerance to pain, but rather, an ( Read more... )

Being a good guy is such a sucker thing.

I know I've said this before, but now I really mean it.

Ambition is your only virtue, because you can apply it to anything.

Opinions of others you have crushed in your wake will not matter.

Sweet movie, The Family Stone. I got so caught up in the characters that I started talking shit about them when I wasn't stuffing my face with super nachos (which by the way, were pretty super). You probably won't like it, but then again you didn't even like Auqa Teen Season 4, you commie bastard. Just kidding, commies are people too, just like ( Read more... )

WOW. So here's a quick update of my life since Warped Tour 2005. It's been quite a rush and if you've ever seen Rules Of Attraction, you'll know why I'm explaining it like this ( Read more... )

Jesus Tapdancing Tittyfucking Christ... Last night was rad. I saw a friend I haven't seen in quite some time, I met a man that I've seen naked, and I got to tag along with the next exotic dancing sensation of the modern world.
( Check THIS shit out. )

One by one...new friends are dissapointing me.
People might change, but enablers, codependents, and stragglers rarely do.
Useless people be warned - I'll pay you no mind.

OMFG from Boston to Molesto, CA in 48 hours. Warped has turned us all into invincible soldiers of the road. We are impervious to pee-pee breaks, driving fatigue, and smooth-talking hustlers. We effing rule!

OMG I'm in Canada at a piercing place called Adrenaline. I've played drums with Bert McCracken, sat in a smoking circle with a legion of Warped Drummers, played beer pong, C-Low, and Mad Libs with people that I never thought I'd meet. I carry my life in the bay of the motor coach and life can't get much sweeter ( Read more... )

OMG, fuck sleep.

Fuck late fees at Blockbucter.

Fuck parking tickets at the P.A.C.

Most of all, fuck THIS GUY.Whiny peckerwood! "Leave the generalizing to the pros."?!?! Fuck that. What was he thinking ( Read more... )