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Hiiiiii, this is JOANNA, i'm updating Henry's lj for him, because he's a bum & can't do it himself.

For some odd reason, he likes cats & hookers?! So here are some wonderful pictures..

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Just so you know i dont do any thing to this. Erica up dates it i just look and talk to some people.

Hi i'm at Ericas house.

pictures, =]

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