store meetings ...

[hensatc]

suck ... Nothing like 2 hours of remedial training on a device I use every day. But at least I can entertain myself while 'learning'

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[substitute]

So as you see here, the original mouse has one button. The one we'll be training with today is more complex, so I'll take it slow.

[pbd]

Before we delve any farther in this, I would like to spend some time talking about the history of the click wheel.

in brief

[hensatc]

'Hey guys, quick video then we'll get going'
*awkward first person narative by retail CEO*
*montage of 'big moments' from the quarter*
*hear store quarterly #s*
'OK now we're gonna go over some selling points'
*break up into 3 groups each of which learns the 2 min presentation for different core markets*
*regurgitate 'newly learned facts'*

what I did:
look at porn on my iphone and make all the mgrs vervous by showing them when asked 'what are YOU doing'

what the rest of the genii did:
played online poker against each other

turns out... we kinda knew it already