A note to parents

[hensatc]

If you child is in college
If she is of sufficient tallent to play varsity athletics
If she is injured
If she is being cared for by trained medical professionals

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT
NOTHING GOOD CAN POSSIBLY COME OF
YOU MEDDLING FROM THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY

Comments

Put her in coach

[mr_flippant]

It's nothing a little IcyHot and some mental toughness can't fix.

Re: Put her in coach

[hensatc]

naw... just rub some dirt on it

[substitute]

It's great when they call the profs to grade bargain on behalf of their kids, too!

[hensatc]

nothing like letting them leave the nest and become people on their own