Ingenious.

[hentaigasuki]

"You make me come,
You make me complete,
You make me completely miserable."

I could go on and on about how true these lyrics are and how they pretty much describe the path of most (if not all) relationships, but I think the lyrics speak for themselves

Comments

[kyubi_rock]

Hey! We met on campus, remember me? How's it going?! Well, if things are busy at work, at least the time goes by quickly, right? It sounds like a fun store though, you must be pretty cool to help all those people, yeah?

Summer flings hmm? Cheer up, I'm sure you'll find someone who thinks you're awesome! Haha, at least that's what I always tell myself. Someday, right? See you around!

[hentaigasuki]

I'm sure lots of girls think you're "awesome!"

And yes, I am pretty cool. You still haven't visited the store yet! If you come while I'm there, I promise to help you pick out the perfect magazine...

[kyubi_rock]

Hey thanks!

Yeah, I'll have to come check it out, sounds like a blast!

[laconic_agate]

Perhaps not so much that people aren't horny as the social taboo that society has attached to sex, it's almost disappointing. Drugs and violence are just fine but bring up 's-e-x' and people immediately claim up and look horrified.

There's also the fact that most people are trying to attain some sort of significant status or career of sorts and any kind of blemish, be it casual sex or something worse, could potentially harm their goals.

[hentaigasuki]

Precisely. Sex has become this big immoral abomination, and people forget what its ultimate purpose is - the continuation of our very existence.

Then again, there's something extremely erotic about forbidden sex, doing it where and when you aren't supposed to. I almost think repression makes people more horny, we just find it more difficult to express that desire.

[bl0nd_ambition]

Maybe it's because people are MORE interested in meaningful relationships instead of random sex! Plus eew, diseases.

[hentaigasuki]

Aren't meaningful relationships supposed to involve the couple pleasing each other instead of buying their own set of sex toys to please themselves?

[sand_marionette]

Tsk Risa, masturbation is never a crime, even in a healthy relationship. ♥

[sensus_diversus]

Maybe they're reusing the same toys from last summer?

Maybe this isn't a topic I wanna be talkin' 'bout at all?

[hentaigasuki]

And you would know, wouldn't you.

If you didn't want to talk about it then you wouldn't have replied. Unless you're attempting to be a good, supportive roommate, and I highly doubt that's the case.

[sensus_diversus]

OH HA. HOW CLEVER. An' no, I wouldn't.

No, maybe I'm tryin' to imply that you should keep your sex talk to yourself.

[dramabunny]

How, precisely, does one 'help out' a threesome? Does that not then become a foursome?

[hentaigasuki]

One helps by recommending dildos of the desired length and width, as well as leashes for this particular threesome.

I was not fortunate enough to be invited to this grand event.