This is what science is actually about.

[hentzau]

Assignment: create semi-infinite plates to test crater formation.

Actuality: spend a couple of hours perfecting a mixture that is oddly reminiscent in both colour and texture to the product of a diseased dog's rectum, dump it in a plastic box and stick it in the freezer so that we can mount it in a Heath Robinson-esque contraption and shoot it with

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[_jenjen_]

What is life if we can't amuse others and then laugh at them when it's our turn? If it helps, you amuse me greatly.

[hentzau]

That may well be so, yet I still feel that in that particular case I get the better part of the deal in terms of amusement ¬_¬

[innokenti]

You may have been distracted while they entirely reformed the Physics PhD to include more dog-turd-like things. You may have been distracted by funny cats.