Couch Tomayto
Stolen from the fantabulous the_samosaurus :
1. Pick 10 of your favorite tv shows.
2. Go to IMDB, and find a quote from each show. (Some didn't have IMDB quotes - so I also used other websites.)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the show
5. NO googling/using IMDB search functions.
1. Monsieur, what are you doing in my fireplace?
Oh it's just a... routine fire check. Can you tell me what year it is?
Of course I can. Seventeen hundred and twenty-seven.
Right. Lovely. One of my favorites. August is rubbish though. Stay indoors.
2. You can't die of evilness.
Happens all the time; you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.
Or bang! You're not really dead, you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Or bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car.
3. I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load.
4. Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one. - Firefly, guessed by gigglemonster and dracoreina
5. How long've you been in the tow business?
Oh, I don't do this for a living, I do this for fun! I just always liked fixing things. I was an engineer, back in the day.
As in trains?
Space shuttles. - Eureka, guessed by dracoreina
6. What's this black stuff?
That used to be Denver.
7. Two choices: You stay here and I crack one of your nuts-right or left, that's your choice. Or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair. [gestures to her hair] Yeah, just all up in here. - Glee, guessed by gigglemonster
8. Shut up. Just shut up. You don't get to tell me that we're not together. We are together. Because I love you and you love me, and none of the rest of it matters. We are together. And if you ever sleep with anyone else again, man or woman, I will kick the crap out of you. Now you sit your ass back down there because that's my baby in there. I don't want anything happening to my baby.
9. Menus?
We don't need them here; just order what you'd like.
Okay. I'll have the truth with a side-order of clarity, please.
The replicator version of Sam was in your head, trying to access the knowledge buried in your subconscious,
but you gained control of her instead. She killed you to stop you. That's where I stepped in. How's that?
Pretty clear.
Well, we aim to please! Customer comes first, you know. - Stargate: SG-1, guessed by dracoreina
10. Oh, I wanna take a picture of everyone.
You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone. - Six Feet Under, guessed by gigglemonster
1. Pick 10 of your favorite tv shows.
2. Go to IMDB, and find a quote from each show. (Some didn't have IMDB quotes - so I also used other websites.)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the show
5. NO googling/using IMDB search functions.
1. Monsieur, what are you doing in my fireplace?
Oh it's just a... routine fire check. Can you tell me what year it is?
Of course I can. Seventeen hundred and twenty-seven.
Right. Lovely. One of my favorites. August is rubbish though. Stay indoors.
2. You can't die of evilness.
Happens all the time; you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.
Or bang! You're not really dead, you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Or bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car.
3. I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load.
4. Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one. - Firefly, guessed by gigglemonster and dracoreina
5. How long've you been in the tow business?
Oh, I don't do this for a living, I do this for fun! I just always liked fixing things. I was an engineer, back in the day.
As in trains?
Space shuttles. - Eureka, guessed by dracoreina
6. What's this black stuff?
That used to be Denver.
7. Two choices: You stay here and I crack one of your nuts-right or left, that's your choice. Or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair. [gestures to her hair] Yeah, just all up in here. - Glee, guessed by gigglemonster
8. Shut up. Just shut up. You don't get to tell me that we're not together. We are together. Because I love you and you love me, and none of the rest of it matters. We are together. And if you ever sleep with anyone else again, man or woman, I will kick the crap out of you. Now you sit your ass back down there because that's my baby in there. I don't want anything happening to my baby.
9. Menus?
We don't need them here; just order what you'd like.
Okay. I'll have the truth with a side-order of clarity, please.
The replicator version of Sam was in your head, trying to access the knowledge buried in your subconscious,
but you gained control of her instead. She killed you to stop you. That's where I stepped in. How's that?
Pretty clear.
Well, we aim to please! Customer comes first, you know. - Stargate: SG-1, guessed by dracoreina
10. Oh, I wanna take a picture of everyone.
You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone. - Six Feet Under, guessed by gigglemonster