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[hepcat800]

Guess who just broke into his own house

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[gatsby_is_great]

We are fucking badass, like the Van Buren Boys.

[hepcat800]

Martin Van Buren, president with extreme sideburns, earlier opponent of slavery, and blocker f the annexation of Texas?

Heck yes.

[gatsby_is_great]

Did you ever see that Seinfeld where Kramer almost gets beaten up by this crazy gang called the Van Buren Boys (named for Martin because they liked him so much)? But Kramer gets away because he puts his hands up, while still holding the shaker of garlic salt (to put on his pizza), so he puts up eight fingers instead of ten, which is the secret sign of the Van Buren boys, since Martin Van Buren was the eighth president. So, they think Kramer is a Van Buren Boy veteran, and all is well that ends well.

Well

[hepcat800]

Nop, no I didn't. As I mentioned that once upon a time last weekend, I've only ever seen just a few episodes of Seinfeld. I just talked to you on the phone. I'm going to sleep. night.