Yeah, it just got sad.
Rapped to the tune of 'Wanksta' by 50 Cent.
Whooo
Yeah
It's 50 a.k.a Ferrari F-50
Break it down
You got a lot of training to do before I lose
And I ain't got time to waste
Let's battle
[Verse I]
You say you a master and you say you caught somethin'
But it's fainting faster cause my Hyper beam is comin'
You think your team is prime,
You cannot step to mine,
Surrender with your hands up like you a Mr Mime,
You losin' every time, when Grimer brings the grime
My levels so high has gotta surely be a crime,
Your loss count really climbs, my golden Pidgey shines
A catch like that has gotta be one of a kind,
My Onyx uses Bind, my Drowzee's next in line,
It's fuckin' with yo mind,
Sandshrew's up behind,
Here comes the Rock Slide, you got a broken spine,
Been using Sand Attack a while so now your shit is blind,
You try to Fury Swipe, my dudes are still alright,
My Eevee's using Swift, and you think you doin' fine
[CHORUS x2]
You say you a master
And you say you caught somethin'
But it's fainting faster
Cause my Hyper Beam is comin'
Get to the Pokècentre
Hit Points are down to nothin'
You been training up a long time
And you still straight suckin'
[Verse II]
Sam homie, you might lose to the Yang, homie
What the fuck happened to you?
I got the sickest Rattata, when it come to the battle
And if you play with my party, you gonna meet my Kadabra
You say that you were a thrasher, well it's all of that chatter
Cause when I whip out my Graveler, You'll lose control of your bladder
Grass is good but you should really see my Charmander
You tryin' to make with the Vine Whip, homie and I'ma Fire Blast ya
Be easy, when Bubblebeam will have you moving slow motion,
You're wasting every turn using Hyper Potions,
But it don't matter cause, you just gon' run out,
And when you do my Scyther gon' get you bugged out
[CHORUS x2]
You say you a master
And you say you caught somethin'
But it's fainting faster
Cause my Hyper Beam is comin'
Get to the Pokècentre
Hit Points are down to nothin'
You been training up a long time
And you still straight suckin'
[Verse III]
Me I'm a masta', me I'm a catcha'
I got my Hitmon, my Hitmonlee, lee
Me I'm no dasha', me I'm no Abra
And I bet it's you who gon' need a Chansey
Cause I Tackle baby, your strat's shit, it's so easy
You dying so fast, your levels could only be three
By any means, partner, you can use all of your cheats
Cause using those, is the only way you could have me beat
Niggas sayin' they gonna murder Mewtwo, so?
I'm gonna fuck you up worse than catching one Missingno.
What you know about HM's and TM 15's?
Used with Full Restore, Rare Candies it's GG, huh!
[CHORUS x2]
You say you a master
And you say you caught somethin'
But it's fainting faster
Cause my Hyper Beam is comin'
Get to the Pokècentre
Hit Points are down to nothin'
You been training up a long time
And you still straight suckin'
A-ha
Sam homie
Everything by me by the way.
Whooo
Yeah
It's 50 a.k.a Ferrari F-50
Break it down
You got a lot of training to do before I lose
And I ain't got time to waste
Let's battle
[Verse I]
You say you a master and you say you caught somethin'
But it's fainting faster cause my Hyper beam is comin'
You think your team is prime,
You cannot step to mine,
Surrender with your hands up like you a Mr Mime,
You losin' every time, when Grimer brings the grime
My levels so high has gotta surely be a crime,
Your loss count really climbs, my golden Pidgey shines
A catch like that has gotta be one of a kind,
My Onyx uses Bind, my Drowzee's next in line,
It's fuckin' with yo mind,
Sandshrew's up behind,
Here comes the Rock Slide, you got a broken spine,
Been using Sand Attack a while so now your shit is blind,
You try to Fury Swipe, my dudes are still alright,
My Eevee's using Swift, and you think you doin' fine
[CHORUS x2]
You say you a master
And you say you caught somethin'
But it's fainting faster
Cause my Hyper Beam is comin'
Get to the Pokècentre
Hit Points are down to nothin'
You been training up a long time
And you still straight suckin'
[Verse II]
Sam homie, you might lose to the Yang, homie
What the fuck happened to you?
I got the sickest Rattata, when it come to the battle
And if you play with my party, you gonna meet my Kadabra
You say that you were a thrasher, well it's all of that chatter
Cause when I whip out my Graveler, You'll lose control of your bladder
Grass is good but you should really see my Charmander
You tryin' to make with the Vine Whip, homie and I'ma Fire Blast ya
Be easy, when Bubblebeam will have you moving slow motion,
You're wasting every turn using Hyper Potions,
But it don't matter cause, you just gon' run out,
And when you do my Scyther gon' get you bugged out
[CHORUS x2]
You say you a master
And you say you caught somethin'
But it's fainting faster
Cause my Hyper Beam is comin'
Get to the Pokècentre
Hit Points are down to nothin'
You been training up a long time
And you still straight suckin'
[Verse III]
Me I'm a masta', me I'm a catcha'
I got my Hitmon, my Hitmonlee, lee
Me I'm no dasha', me I'm no Abra
And I bet it's you who gon' need a Chansey
Cause I Tackle baby, your strat's shit, it's so easy
You dying so fast, your levels could only be three
By any means, partner, you can use all of your cheats
Cause using those, is the only way you could have me beat
Niggas sayin' they gonna murder Mewtwo, so?
I'm gonna fuck you up worse than catching one Missingno.
What you know about HM's and TM 15's?
Used with Full Restore, Rare Candies it's GG, huh!
[CHORUS x2]
You say you a master
And you say you caught somethin'
But it's fainting faster
Cause my Hyper Beam is comin'
Get to the Pokècentre
Hit Points are down to nothin'
You been training up a long time
And you still straight suckin'
A-ha
Sam homie
Everything by me by the way.