I hereby announce myself the new king of groin punchings

[heq]

Starting tommorow I shall begin my unholy reign, especially if we get dicked around at another show and/or they can't decide on what it is they are doing

Comments

[moricat]

If you're the King of Groin Punchings, I hearby declare myself the Duke of Stomped Insteps. or of Indian Burns, those suckers can be nasty.

I wonder why they're called Indian Burns, though. hmm. Google time.

[heq]

Indeed, you shall from henceforth be known as Duke of (enter the selected cruel action here, once chosen).
Let all know of the kingdom to come.

Huzzah.

[anonymous]

name some performers ( already in the public eye ) who you think you could learn from.