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[her0ofcanton]

There I was standin' in the cockpit, mindin' my own business, when next thing I knowed Dǎi Láng plumb disappeared. Up and gone.

HOW IN HELL CAN A GORAM STAR DISAPPEAR?

Someone best tell me what the HELL is goin' on afore I get tetchy.

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

Maybe this crap that all the crazy people are blabbering about is true?

[her0ofcanton]

Folks is always shootin' their mouths off 'bout something. Ain't got time to listen to 'em.

Bad enough dealin' with River and her crazy talkin.'

...what crap?

[upyourscolonel]

"It's coming. The darkness. The stars are going out."

Like half my fucking f-list is saying it. I have no idea what it fucking means.

[freerent_ftw]

You ain't the only one.

[freerent_ftw]

I think you all are fucking morons.

[her0ofcanton]

Mighty brave sitting behind that contraption, ain't ya?

[freerent_ftw]

Che, if you wanna fight, bring it.

[her0ofcanton]

Listen up, Boy. I don't fight. I kill. Ain't your daddy ever taught you when to keep your mouth shut?

[tightpants_cptn]

We're heading back toward Ariel - River's boy, the smart one, said gettin' close to the center as we can might be safer. Dun reckon he's all the way right, but I'm willin' to make a try. I don't feel all too good thinkin' about gettin' caught by this thing; sometimes runnin's for the best.

[her0ofcanton]

What in blazes is goin' on, Mal? I ain't never seed nothin' like that and I ain't hankerin' to ever do it again.

[tightpants_cptn]

I have no gorram idea, 'cept it's somethin' we don't want to tangle with.

[her0ofcanton]

Well, tai kong suo you de xing qiu sai jin wo de pi gu. Sounds like a plan.

[first_mate_zoe]

Jayne, go hide in your bunk before you shoot yourself on accident.

[her0ofcanton]

You fixin' to join me?

Ain't never shot myself.

...ceptin' that once. And them other times.

[first_mate_zoe]

Never in a million years, Jayne.

Point proven.

[eating_chips]

[upyourscolonel]

Sounds like a bad porn flick.

[eating_chips]

[upyourscolonel]

...A REALLY bad porn flick. Bestiality porn With wolves.