'Nuff with the socialfyin' - Show me the money

[her0ofcanton]

Name's Jayne Cobb. Been wandrin' this old verse for awhile. Cap'n made me a better offer'n the last hwoon dahn I was workin' for, so here I am, part of the crew of Serenity. It's a good berth. Got my own bunk in my own room, kitchen rights, good grub, decent pay and I gets to shoot me all the bad guys Mal says I can. Hell, toss in some sex, I'd be

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[ihaveasoul]

I'm really starting to think your fandom is where the villains from my fandom go for rehab.

[her0ofcanton]

Say what?

[ihaveasoul]

You look exactly like a man I killed.

[her0ofcanton]

Is that right?

[totally_am_kira]

We've already got a couple assassins here.

[her0ofcanton]

Ain't no gorram assassin.

[ialwayshadasoul]

HAHAHAa!!! I'm just going to sit here and read all these conversations while laughing my ass off, thanks.

[bitsandfluids]

Isn't he fun~?

[ialwayshadasoul]

I can't stop laughing.

[bitsandfluids]

See, this is why you should travel with us. :3

[read_you_out]

Another guy that thinks he's all badass?

[her0ofcanton]

No'm. Just makin' my hellos all polite-like. Just like the Cap'n would want.

[read_you_out]

Ah, right. So, I'm guessing you're a resident on the same ship as River?

[her0ofcanton]

That'd be right. And who might you be? We ain't been properly introduced.

[fallsoffstuff]

Nice to meet you Jayne... you've got an interesting name there.

[trueb1ue]

That's what I said.

[her0ofcanton]

We had a dog named Blue when I was growin' up. You just keep laughin'.

[trueb1ue]

I'm a wolf. And I will.