We're in some peril here

[her0ofcanton]

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[blackrangerboi]

That stuff is shiney. 8D

[her0ofcanton]

It is that, ain't it?

[blackrangerboi]

Are you afraid that vamps are gunna swoop down and eat your soul?

[her0ofcanton]

You afraid I'm gonna swoop down and pin your mangy carcass to a wall and use it for target practice?

[hex_you_up]

Hey, I've seen your series.

[her0ofcanton]

...series?

[hex_you_up]

The fandom you're from?

[her0ofcanton]

Oh, that. See, I figure that's everyone else.

Don't seem right, you knowin' all 'bout me and you ain't even told me your name.

[tightpants_cptn]

You are NOT pulling any of that stuff on those kids unless I say so, understood?

[her0ofcanton]

But, Cap'n--!

[tightpants_cptn]

This is still my boat, Jayne - and we don't go shootin' at passengers unless they're causin' mortal peril, or gettin' too close to the cargo hatch.

[her0ofcanton]

Fine. You best be rememberin' that when they's about suckin' out your blood. Stashed it all in my cabin anyways.

[ihaveasoul]

Okay, first off, OW!.

Secondly, if you hurt my son, I will be forced to kill you slowly. Just so you know, I'd rather I didn't have to.

[tightpants_cptn]

Ain't nobody gettin' hurt on this boat without no good reason.

[ihaveasoul]

Good, be sure it stays that way.

[her0ofcanton]

Ain't plannin on hurtin' no one less'n they make me.

[read_you_out]

jksjkdsjk saklfdjsdfjkdsk;

Don't hurt them.

[her0ofcanton]

Don't plan to. This here's my insurance case'n they decide to try the drinks on tap 'stead of what we done got stored up for 'em.

[read_you_out]

Good, because I don't want to have to look at you in a bad light.

[her0ofcanton]

I ain't fixin' to hurt me no one, no how. Like I said. This is insurance case'n they go batshit crazy on us. Don't you worry none.