29 (Musical Farmer)

[her_mouse_jesty]

[In which I am a horrible person. Video! Yen Sid the Meditite is messing with the Pokegear again, trying to figure out how everything works. He's in the Goldenrod Inn, in one of the bedrooms, and you can hear the faint cries of his mistress, along with shuffling and mutterings.]

Eek! Mickey, keep your hands away from there!

[...]

Right now? Really? N-

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[Video]

[killer_sweets]

[Guess who hears whats going on over the network, a tactless brat of course. There could only be two things, he thinks could be going on.]

Are you killing each other or making a porn in there!?

[Mind you he's hoping he your doing the former.]

[Video]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[When she picks up, she looks a little exhausted, with her hair and clothes a slight mess.]

Huh? What do you mean? ... Aw, did you see all that?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

[Oh there's a person and it still doesn't help making his imagination wander. It seem they were doing the later.]

......More like I heard all that.

[Video]

[her_mouse_jesty]

Oops! I bet Yen Sid was playing with the Pokegear again.

Sorry about that.

[Voice]

[foolishwren]

.... GHHK!

[Don't... mind Heather here. This is just the sound of her mind arriving at the wrong conclusion and her childhood being destroyed forever.]

T-TURN YOUR 'GEAR OFF!

[Voice]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[Moments later, a somewhat breathless Minnie returns the message.]

Hi, Heather!

[Voice]

[foolishwren]

[INTERNAL SCREAM.]

I-- you-- you know that was broadcast to the whole network, right?!

[For almost anyone else, she'd have either just rolled her eyes and scrolled on by to her other messages, or left some bratty 'GO GET A ROOM' response, but... MICKEY AND MINNIE MOUSE, SOB.]

[Voice]

[her_mouse_jesty]

It was? Whoops!

[giggle giggle]

That's embarrassing...

[video] 1/3

[restardom]

[ of course the first reaction is

OH GOD MINNIE AND MICKEY NO POSSIBLE WAY THIS IS LIKE WALKING IN ON YOUR PARENTS ]

[video] 2/3

[restardom]

[ ... walking in on your parents who probably rub noses and say all sorts of sappy stuff to each other and sing with birds and small mammals. ]

[video]

[restardom]

[ and once Rise actually manages to keep from blurting out BUT IF VEN DOESN'T KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM, YOU PROBABLY GET THEM FROM STORKS, she realizes that parts of this sound familiar. Ohhhhh. ]

... I guess you're never too old for a tickle fight, huh?

[video]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[a slightly disheveled but happy Minnie takes up the Pokegear]

Of course not! And they're always fun!

[video]

[profpuzzle]

[Alright, the Professor is a gentleman but even this is starting to be like fffffffff-- Of course, he also suspects it might be...well, something else...He's just going to take this calm, assume it's not what everyone else might think and be a gentleman...]

A-Ah, Miss Mouse, it appears that your-- erm, gear is on and recording...

[video]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[A mussed up hair and slightly ruffled clothes Minnie now takes up the screen]

Hello, Professor! My Pokemon just love to play with this machine.

[video]

[profpuzzle]

[...Minnie, you're not helping this image. He's trying to lean to another one, but you're not helping.]

Yes, it seems so. [...how does he address this...] Perhaps it will be better if you were to...place it somewhere else if you and Mr Mouse were to engage again.

[video]

[her_mouse_jesty]

I'll have to try... but I didn't even know we were going to do it! Mickey just snuck up and got me from behind!

[Video]

[of_france]

It's so wonderful to see two people in love!

[Video]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[a mussed-up-hair and rumpled-clothes Minnie answers.]

Oh, why thank you!

[Video]

[of_france]

[France grins and winks.]

It might not be conventional to share such an act over the airwaves, but there certainly is a spectacular thrill to it.

[Video]

[her_mouse_jesty]

Conventional? I didn't think there was anything wrong with it, but I guess things are different between worlds...