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[her_radicalness]

This may well be the greatest question that okcupid has ever asked me:

If you landed on an alien planet where the local intelligent life form tasted unbelievably good, would you eat them?

Yes

No

Only if I were starving

What the fuck am I supposed to answer? If the local intelligent life form was a bacon tree, I would definitely eat it. Is that so

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[markii187]

I think the real question here is how unbelievably good are we talking?

Are we talking pretty unbelievable (aka ripe strawberries and fresh cream) or oh-my-fucking-god-I-think-I'm-gonna-cum unbelievable (aka glazed devil's food krispy kreme doughnut)?

[her_radicalness]

Or bacon? Or bacon in gravy? Or bacon in gravy with butter?

And.

Do these beings have high cholesterol? Because there's a whole health factor here.

[her_radicalness]

By the way, I answered 'yes'. I had to. They taste unbelievably good. What if the whole planet was populated with little bacon trees? Intelligent or not, I'd eat a bacon tree if it was just sitting there.

paulsewry did bring up a good point, though: if these intelligent beings could fight back, I might think again before I ate them. Unless I could find some way to attack them in their sleep...

*hatches a plan*

[markii187]

Hmm.

In my head, these intelligent beings were totally bite sized. lol!

But I suppose if they were bigger/stronger than me, it'd change things a fair bit..