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My mom and I had the weirdest conversation today.
It all started with her causing distractions while I was driving because she said I needed to learn how to deal with them(or she was in a silly mood and thought it was really funny to be loud and obnoxious).
Her:Alright, I'll stop. Give me a kiss.
Me:I can't...I'm driving.
H:Well you better learn how, that's something you'll need to learn.
M:Excuse me?!
H:Maybe I should just climb into your lap.
M:Please tell me you're kidding.
H:Well you know...sometimes things just happen.
M:Mom, I don't think anyone is going to be climbing into my lap. Especially any boys...if that's what you were thinking.
H:Well I hope they're boys.
M:Mom!
H:Well sometimes those things just happen. You need to have fun...as long as you're safe about it.
M:Please tell me this is not turning into a sex talk.
H:Oh no. You are not allowed to have sex. But messing around is fine. I mean, I know that you already do.
M:Okay mom, too much.
H:Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
M:No...
H:Really?! Well, where was the most interesting place you ever did stuff?
M:I can't believe you just asked me that.
School is pretty lame, but what can you do. Lunch sucks. Advisory sucks; I've already made Ms. Saylers hate me by being a smart ass...but it was deserved.
4th block rocks though. It is the highlight of my day. I run errands, fax papers, and deliver schedules & slips. I love walking through the hallways knowing that everyone else is stuck in class. And when I'm not working...I get all of my homework done. Score.
I'm looking forward to this weekend and hanging out with Korey. Hopefully I'll get to see Brandie too.
<3
It all started with her causing distractions while I was driving because she said I needed to learn how to deal with them(or she was in a silly mood and thought it was really funny to be loud and obnoxious).
Her:Alright, I'll stop. Give me a kiss.
Me:I can't...I'm driving.
H:Well you better learn how, that's something you'll need to learn.
M:Excuse me?!
H:Maybe I should just climb into your lap.
M:Please tell me you're kidding.
H:Well you know...sometimes things just happen.
M:Mom, I don't think anyone is going to be climbing into my lap. Especially any boys...if that's what you were thinking.
H:Well I hope they're boys.
M:Mom!
H:Well sometimes those things just happen. You need to have fun...as long as you're safe about it.
M:Please tell me this is not turning into a sex talk.
H:Oh no. You are not allowed to have sex. But messing around is fine. I mean, I know that you already do.
M:Okay mom, too much.
H:Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
M:No...
H:Really?! Well, where was the most interesting place you ever did stuff?
M:I can't believe you just asked me that.
School is pretty lame, but what can you do. Lunch sucks. Advisory sucks; I've already made Ms. Saylers hate me by being a smart ass...but it was deserved.
4th block rocks though. It is the highlight of my day. I run errands, fax papers, and deliver schedules & slips. I love walking through the hallways knowing that everyone else is stuck in class. And when I'm not working...I get all of my homework done. Score.
I'm looking forward to this weekend and hanging out with Korey. Hopefully I'll get to see Brandie too.
<3