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[heraclitus]

John: Thank God we don't have to go to church on Christmas anymore

Mother: Why is that?

John: Because I'm an atheist and have been for over a decade.

Mother: Well, how do you think you were created then?

John: Er... I thought through the usual way?

Comments

[madmanofprague]

The Christmas Spirit.

[heraclitus]

My mother gave me a condescending look which is her typical response to my wit.

[minniethemoocha]

Thanking God that you no longer have to go to church is pretty funny, though.