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[herald_tim]

A few days ago, I came home and Jude the cat was dragging an iguana around the house. The damn thing (already dead) was about a foot in length in the body, and another foot of tail. Naturally, Jude hid it in a corner behind some boxes of sewing crap, so I had to move a bunch of stuff to get this enormous lizard out of the corner and out of my

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[brat_grrl]

...
Gods.. Now I am thinking of the song: "Hey Jude"

Hey Jude,
Go be a cat
Take the lizard, and hide it better..
Remember, to let it into the house...
Then we can start... to move the shelving...

[herald_tim]

Dear Gods... I'm laughing out loud and crying... and 2-year-old Emily doesn't know what's funny, but she's laughing too. :)

[brat_grrl]

Awesome...

CItizens, my job here is done!