indeed look at that walking party of a man eon will always have a place in my heart for his two hour long drunken 'the nuge' rammble ya gotta love it- and all those times that i would try to start conversations at goth clubs or coffee shops by saying 'so what do YOU think of ted nugent- or the nuge- as i calls him' aw, such fond memories of the many looks of horror jesus- i must have been bored- obviously i was not really trying to make friends with that shit. boy, but it was the best cheap entertainment in town.
Ted's crossmerchandised. Ted's got a video game. Ted's a wife-beater.gerymandrcandorFebruary 15 2006, 03:36:19 UTC
It isn't always easy to get a good picture of a fellow you know from his seventeen album recording career until you walk a mile in his shoes. His beautiful, handcrafted, still slightly blood-sopped fur shoes. That's why Nuge-gah-mania and its requisite camo-hat wearing membership have worked so hard to bring you vital information regarding the Nuge, his beautiful wife and partner in epicurean-yet-wholesome delights for the whole gun club, Shemane(!), their wonderful children, his Montana ranch (adjacent to Conan O'Briens property), and whatever blessed being he has murdered with his compound bow and plans to eat, in front of you, visual aids abundant. Also, get the scoop on feline transmitted hydrophobia, a condition only slightly more attractive than the prospect of actually sitting through one of his Locke-inspired diatribes about the equivocation of killing death row inmates, impeached presidents, and brown people, itself slightly less attractive than taking in one of his licks-ridden, solo-heavy recordings. Both noisome
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look at that walking party of a man
eon will always have a place in my heart for his two hour long drunken 'the nuge' rammble
ya gotta love it-
and all those times that i would try to start conversations at goth clubs or coffee shops by saying
'so what do YOU think of ted nugent- or the nuge- as i calls him'
aw, such fond memories of the many looks of horror
jesus- i must have been bored-
obviously i was not really trying to make friends with that shit.
boy, but it was the best cheap entertainment in town.
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Isn't the rebel flag a southern symbol.... Uh, you live in Michigan, Ted! Total wanker.
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that's funny I wouldn't picture him living in Michigan, Maybe Texas but not Michigan.
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everyone knows that you don't wear
the confederate flag shirt and then
accessorize with stars and stripes
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that is beyond scary!
ahhh
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doooood!
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