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[herbettequietly]

Shit boyee, I am tired. I am tired, tired of work, tired of school, tired of malnutrition, tired of quitting things, tired of not getting enough sleep, tired of the crazy, tired of Dr. Vanilla Latte, tired of the teen machine, tired of disengaging, tired of this empty apartment, tired of being afraid that I'm going to get nerd-raped by this wanker

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[herbettequietly]

Like how "Whatever Day" ought to be capitalized to cash in on two jokes? Good thinkin' sister. If you'll excuse me, it's 6am and I am already late for something.

"toof" equips cheeto's! coercion lvl. raises +1!

[12steprichard]

this one time, when i was in high school, a subway "sandwich artisan" prepared me a subway club sandwich. the woman had a... something... about her that made me uncomfortable. she looked me dead in the eyes and then loudly asked, rapid fire, if i would care for "SALT!?PEPPER!?MAYO!?OIL!? on my sandwich. i was shocked, a little appaled and definitely out of my element. i thought i might cry if she gazed at me any longer so i blurted out "SALT!", holding back what i was sure was going to be deep panicky sobs. she vigorously emptied what i would "guess-timate" to be about three tablespoons of salt onto a sub that was already loaded with sodium rich bacon. it was the worst sandwich i ever had.

being put on the spot sucks.

Re: "toof" equips cheeto's! coercion lvl. raises +1! midsection widens x25.

[abortedtoolate]

The Finch empathizes with this anecdote.

Re: "toof" equips cheeto's! coercion lvl. raises +1! midsection widens x25.

[12steprichard]

imagine a bunck of 20's in unison!!!!!!

stack tht crisp lettuce!!!

"toof" equips cheeto's! coercion lvl. raises +1! activate slinky voice for the ladies, nausea +5 n

[herbettequietly]

incidentally, I use pretty much the same bit to qualify my pushoverness. It's the Cracked Pepper Quandry: when presented with the option of cracked pepper on a salad when eating out, though I do not like chunky pepper in the least, I say yes, I would like the pepper so as to make the pepper stewards journey to our table not in vain.

Wasting time:

[abortedtoolate]

Ride a fucking longhorn steer all the way to Texas and have Thanksgiving with my crazy grandmother and I (she talks to the cat a lot), we don't take it seriously enough for it to be a special day. We just really like pie. We're partially native american so we still feel the sting of cultural rape, I guess. And Soph's family is not welcoming me for Thxgiving this year, as her brother's in town and he "needs his space." By all means that crazy bastard shouldn't be given such opportunities to terrorize my love without me around to help stop him and her dad from becoming such douche-like ass-pirates together. I guess I should be glad I won't have to be around to witness the incestuously manly sexual tension. Sorry, TMI.

Well, here comes boredom again, right on time as always...

[herbettequietly]

First, I like you and Soph so much.

Also, tell her I hope it looks up at her house. That sounds as bad as having to work. And tell yourself thanks for the invite but I have a date with my job. You are nice, The Finch.