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[herbettequietly]

So the honey mustard. Maybe six months ago the lovely Aja Reed told me a poignant tale about how, for her twentieth birthday she asked for only the delicious, delicious honey mustard from Claimjumper and no one got it for her. I filed this useful information away, awaiting Christmas when I could drown the bitch in honey mustard

Comments

[12steprichard]

what concerns me more is the fact that they only sell it by the gallon, yet feel the need to package each half-pint of it individually.

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[abortedtoolate]

Kate Hey gets hustled by a fuckin' honey mustard vendor.

[herbettequietly]

so weird, jaime.