--5 [voice]

[heregoesnomercy]

Oh, you've got to be kidding...!

*a few obvious squishing noises*

You're tomatoes, you're not supposed to be able to attack! Note to self, never take up genetics......If only I could get my damn freeze ray back up and running...at this rate, I'd take one of Johnny Snow's stupid ice beams--aw, damn, the door...! Wait, just, I'll set up a

Comments

[heregoesnomercy]

...Relatively.

Being attacked by sentient tomatoes is normal around here?!

[yesimevil]

Yes.

[heregoesnomercy]

...I'll give you that much. Once you get over the initial shock of oh my god there's a tomato trying to eat my arm and start beating the crap out of them...

[Voice]

[machines_talk]

Actually, compared to some of the things that go on here, this seems kinda tame.

Just...real messy.

[Voice]

[heregoesnomercy]

...I hope these things don't rot quickly, or it's going to be messy in more than just the obvious tomato-y way.

[Voice]

[machines_talk]

Oh, ew. Didn't even think 'bout that part.

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Mmm. Freeze-ray. Thanks for the idea.

[heregoesnomercy]

Hey, that's my invention. Granted, I can't get it to WORK at the moment, something about this place...

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Well, I'll just have to invent a better version. What exactly are you having problems with?

[000013_kon]

Hey, don't knock genetics! Great field. Unlimited potential. Got me where I am today.

[heregoesnomercy]

I'm not saying it's a bad field--not mine, but not bad--but seriously, super-tomatoes? Skipping a few rather important levels of evolution, aren't we? Not that I'm blaming you. Unless you did this.

[000013_kon]

Eh, who wants to evolve when you can give tomatoes teeth and mobility. But no, not me.