--1 [voice]

[heregoesnomercy]

Test 1, 2, I know this thing has a mic... Okay, all right, here we go. *clears throat*

People of--what’s this place called, again?--Econtra! I don’t know how you people are with the whole 'evil villain' thing around here, but with this many people, there are bound to be a couple. But, anyway, BEHOLD the NEW face of evil! ...Um, I mean, mine.

Comments

[commissioner_da]

...Thanks for the laugh, needed it.

[heregoesnomercy]

Riiight, I'll be here all night, feel free to leave a tip.

[commissioner_da]

So do people actually take you serious back home, or are you just used to humiliating yourself?

[heregoesnomercy]

Um...both. But--for different reasons. I mean, I'm Dr. Horrible, of course I'm taken seriously. (But, yes, I'm also used to humiliation, so...)

[consideritmine]

Dr. Horrible? That's almost as bad as Eggman.

[heregoesnomercy]

Uh, no, it isn't? What kind of name is Eggman? That doesn't sound in the least bit threatening. It just sounds like he's going to make you an omelette.

[consideritmine]

And what sort of creative things does a man with the name 'Dr. Horrible' going to do?

[heregoesnomercy]

Oh, you know, make weapons, rob banks, cause general mayhem and terror in the streets of LA. Usual villain stuff.

[littleoldforlad]

Oh, so should I be fearing you now?

I've seen alot of wannabes. Really, I have. Ever hear of Arm Fall Off boy? Porcupine Pete? Not exactly hero material. Star Finger being the bottom of the barrel super villian...

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but if you're Dr Horrible and your super power is being horrible, then you're really going to have trouble playing with the big kids..

Live Wire, by the way.. Legion of Super Heroes. 31st Century.

That's right.. the future.

[heregoesnomercy]

Hey hey hey, I never said supervillain, unless being particularly smart makes me super, and trust me, I might smart, but it's not an extraordinary ability.

So, what, you time travel? I know a girl who can see into the future and past, but I don't think I've met anyone yet who can actually manipulate time.

Which is, I hope you know, an exceedingly bad idea.

[littleoldforlad]

I don't manipulate time. Live Wire, meaning electricity. Also, considering how being smart is Brainy's super power.. I think you can slip in, some how.

That and me using the term super villain very lightly..

[brainiac5ive]

Lighting Lad, intelligence is not a super power, even if it is of a high level.