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[heres_to_us]

I woke up this morning and realized that I had had a full on allergic reaction to one of my necklaces. I now have a ring of redness and open sores all the way around my neck. It hurts and itches like a bitch, I look like I've been mugged and someone tried to strangle me and I look completely hideous and want to die.

Merry fucking Christmas.

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[halfemptydoc]

is it your hemp necklace?

[wingedarmadillo]

CATIE. I LOVE YOU! EVEN IF YOU DO HAVE A WEIRD NECKLACE RASH.

[like_a_lobster]

That rash isn't from a necklace...*wink*

[anonymous]

It's from andrea's genitals. She didn't want to tell you straight out. But you deserve to know that...well that andrea DOESNT USE PROTECTION! she gets around!Johnny depp, bruce campbell! THE CUMBI'S GUY!!!THE BULLMOUSE GUY!!! I think you two should have a talk.

Only lookin out for ya.

-TIM

[heres_to_us]

No it's from my stupid metal balls one :(, yea parking lot muggings!