First | Huh?

[heresthebasics]

Hey…[He sounds almost drunk, his weight shifting between his legs occasionally falling to one end, before stumbling to another. His voice has a thin slur to it.] This ain’t the washroom. [He looks around, partially trying assess where he is, partially trying not to vomit. He is about to topple over.] YU-zu! What’s going on up here? I thought you

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[hisoldgirl]

And yet more arrive. Fascinating.

[heresthebasics]

Huh?

...Fascinating? I usually try to be, but I don't think my children appriciate it.

[hisoldgirl]

You are not the one I consider fascinating. That this ship continues being able to pull in occupants, though it is clearly malfunctioning, is what intrigues me.

[heresthebasics]

Yes, yes, I completely agree. Occupants on malfunctioning ships make me rise with emotion, that's how fascinating they are!

Wait, no. No. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[taser_blade]

If you're dead, what's that make the rest of us? I'm not careless enough to get killed off without knowing it.

Soul pill?

[heresthebasics]

Aw, crap you heard that?

Don't worry kid, I died a long time before this! You're going to live a long, prosperous, healthy life, don't you know it! It'll be beautiful!

[taser_blade]

It's kind of hard not to.

I wouldn't know about that, but that's the goal.

[sos_chorus]

Would you believe me if I said you got kidnapped onto a luxury space liner in an alternate dimension caught in a timeloop along with people from a lot of different universes? Because I've been here a month and I still don't believe it.

[heresthebasics]

Kidnapped onto a luxury space liner? Is that what you kids call hanging out here? Boy, the times have changed.

[sos_chorus]

I don't blame you for thinking that. Unfortunately, I'm being completely serious.

[heresthebasics]

Serious? Listen kid, I don't what made you say thing like that but it didn't sound serious at all. You need to learn to keep a straight face, your pranks don't affect me!