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[herestothebard]

Whatever son of a Trow saw fit to stick me to this cow-faced broad is going to find their internal organs painfully rearranged when I find them.

*ow, damn it, hands off the goods! Drop that knife before you lose that hand!*

And so the Bard found himself in quite the predicament. Stuck to a woman he, for once, wanted nothing to do with.

Truly the

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[alluring_rogue]

WE ARE GOING TO FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS MESS OR I AM GOING TO START CHOPPING THINGS OFF.

[herestothebard]

Look wench, if we're going to figure this out, I need you to stop threatening to chop off my limbs before I do the same to you. Trust me when I say I am infinitely more equipped to do so than you are.

[alluring_rogue]

Yeah, yeah! Look, we--Goddess, do you even bathe?--can find someone to fix this.

Just keep your hands off certain areas if you know what's good. I'm sure you know what areas I'm talking about.

[herestothebard]

...I can't believe I'm about to say this, but you've no worries there. I can honestly say I want nothing to do with you or your dessicated naughty bits.

[unnatural_20s]

Would you be terribly offended if I found this hilarious?

[herestothebard]

Would you be terribly offended if I carved your guts out where you stand?

[unnatural_20s]

I'll take that as a yes!

[herestothebard]

I'll also take that as a yes.

*Maneuvers around Heather so he can play his lute, possibly with some gropage in the process. Summons the rogue*

*Rogue teleports behind Red Mage and stabs him in the kidneys.*

[trashcanking]

--That poor lady.

[alluring_rogue]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

Th...this is so horrible...

[herestothebard]

Speak for yourself. Listen kid, if you were stuck to a horrible man-hating cow, you'd have about the same feelings as me about the whole situation.

[trashcanking]

Divine justice, you do exist~

How'd that happen, anyway?