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[herestothebard]

What's WRONG with the women here!? I swear, no idea how these things are supposed to work at all. Honestly.

Awareness of morality has never been a strong suit of the Bard's. The lack of bathing probably doesn't help either.

Comments

[scoop_tengu]

It sounds like you've been acting exactly the same as normal.

[herestothebard]

You'd expect anything less?

[scoop_tengu]

I suppose if you were the kind of person to change your behavior, you would have done it by now.

[herestothebard]

Why fix what isn't broken?

[dialwforwizard]

So...you're not actually a doctor, are you?

[herestothebard]

I like to think of myself as more of a dabbler in all arts that can make me money.

[dialwforwizard]

But no PHD or fancy diplomas. No genuine, bona fide medical training.

[herestothebard]

PHD? What the hell is that? I can set your bone if I need to, I can patch you up if someone stabs you, and I can summon an old lady who can magically heal your wounds. What else do you need?

[ace_of_11s]

You're saying there's something wrong with us?

[herestothebard]

Did I stutter?

[ace_of_11s]

Obviously, the problem here is with you, not us.

[herestothebard]

I would point out that my lack of difficulties up until getting stranded on this godforsaken hell-hole of an island would prove otherwise.

[unnatural_20s]

Sounds like someone's got an abyssmal CHA stat! Not that this comes as any surprise.

Why are you concerned with women all of a sudden?

[herestothebard]

Nothing you need concern yourself with, trust me.

[unnatural_20s]

Hey, I like girls too! You can't shut me out of this male bonding moment!

[herestothebard]

Somehow I find that statement incredibly hard to believe.

[trashcanking]

Got blown off again?

[herestothebard]

I wouldn't say "blown off" so much as "not had sex with."