Firefly - Three Sheets to the Wind
Title: Three Sheets to the Wind
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The characters and settings referred to here are not mine. They are Joss's. No infringement is intended and I'm not making any money from this story.
Summary: River's had a little too much to drink.
Author's note: I started writing while waiting for my claim to get approved, and managed to finish this little ficlet, which fits the prompt "Drunk" in my 10_hurt_comfort table. Set some time after the movie. Thanks to geek_mama_2 for editing.
Three Sheets to the Wind
by Hereswith
“Don’t feel well,” she says, morosely, in answer to his question. She’s slumped against a tree, at the outskirts of the celebration, the bark gnarly beneath her palm, and she hasn’t thrown up, but she almost wishes she would, because it might ease the dreadful nausea. “I think I’m going to die.”
“Had a mite too much, is all,” he replies. It’s dark, but not so dark that she can’t see him. “Ain’t no fun while it lasts, but it won’t kill you.”
There’s sympathy in his voice, but a hint of humour, as well, and she glares at him. “You’re not drunk.”
“Know when to stop,” he says, and at her grimace, “You’ll learn.”
“Not nice,” she grumbles. “Mal. Bad.” She takes an experimental step forward, then another, emboldened by success, letting go of the tree. But the ground tilts, the planet shrugs her off like she's an annoyance, and she would have sprawled in a heap, had he not caught her. He’s solid and steady, unlike the world, so she clings. He’s also very close, and she looks up, meeting his gaze. “You have pretty eyes.”
He laughs, startled. “That’s supposed to make up for ‘not nice’, is it?”
She tips her head to the side, studying his face. “The nose is adequate,” she continues, and he gives a mock affronted snort. “I like your mouth.” She lifts her hand and aims, but ends up below the mark, poking his chin.
“Hey!” he half-protests. “What are you-”
He falls silent when she corrects the error, running her forefinger along his lower lip. It’s soft, his breath is warm, and she swallows, her voice turning low. “Good for kissing.”
He blinks, then firmly sets her away from him, but keeps a loose grasp on her arms. “That’s the firewater talking.”
“Is not,” she's quick to counter. “Might make me say it, but doesn’t make me lie. It wouldn’t be my first,” she adds, to assure him. “I’ve kissed-" Squinting with concentration, she counts them in her mind. "Four other men. Boys.” She pauses again. “Haven’t told Simon.”
“I bet you haven’t,” he replies. “I won’t be your fifth, darlin’.”
She frowns deeper at him. “Why not?” He hesitates and she’s an albatross, not a bird of prey, but she can recognise the weakness, and readies to call him on it.
Or would have. “Oh.”
“What?”
Her stomach heaves and she twists aside to spare him the worst of it, pushing her hair out of the way in frantic haste. His hand is on her back, soothing throughout, and at length she straightens, flushed with embarrassment. “Sorry.”
“Happens to the best of us,” he says, as encouragement. “We should get you to the ship ‘fore Doc starts wondering. You up for walking?”
“Yes,” she responds, breathing in the crisp evening air. The queasiness has subsided, but it hasn’t disappeared. “If I can lean on you?”
He smiles. “My shoulder’s yours, little one.”
She considers that, and him, a moment. “Is it?”
He reaches out, tucking an errant strand behind her ear. “Always.”
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The characters and settings referred to here are not mine. They are Joss's. No infringement is intended and I'm not making any money from this story.
Summary: River's had a little too much to drink.
Author's note: I started writing while waiting for my claim to get approved, and managed to finish this little ficlet, which fits the prompt "Drunk" in my 10_hurt_comfort table. Set some time after the movie. Thanks to geek_mama_2 for editing.
Three Sheets to the Wind
by Hereswith
“Don’t feel well,” she says, morosely, in answer to his question. She’s slumped against a tree, at the outskirts of the celebration, the bark gnarly beneath her palm, and she hasn’t thrown up, but she almost wishes she would, because it might ease the dreadful nausea. “I think I’m going to die.”
“Had a mite too much, is all,” he replies. It’s dark, but not so dark that she can’t see him. “Ain’t no fun while it lasts, but it won’t kill you.”
There’s sympathy in his voice, but a hint of humour, as well, and she glares at him. “You’re not drunk.”
“Know when to stop,” he says, and at her grimace, “You’ll learn.”
“Not nice,” she grumbles. “Mal. Bad.” She takes an experimental step forward, then another, emboldened by success, letting go of the tree. But the ground tilts, the planet shrugs her off like she's an annoyance, and she would have sprawled in a heap, had he not caught her. He’s solid and steady, unlike the world, so she clings. He’s also very close, and she looks up, meeting his gaze. “You have pretty eyes.”
He laughs, startled. “That’s supposed to make up for ‘not nice’, is it?”
She tips her head to the side, studying his face. “The nose is adequate,” she continues, and he gives a mock affronted snort. “I like your mouth.” She lifts her hand and aims, but ends up below the mark, poking his chin.
“Hey!” he half-protests. “What are you-”
He falls silent when she corrects the error, running her forefinger along his lower lip. It’s soft, his breath is warm, and she swallows, her voice turning low. “Good for kissing.”
He blinks, then firmly sets her away from him, but keeps a loose grasp on her arms. “That’s the firewater talking.”
“Is not,” she's quick to counter. “Might make me say it, but doesn’t make me lie. It wouldn’t be my first,” she adds, to assure him. “I’ve kissed-" Squinting with concentration, she counts them in her mind. "Four other men. Boys.” She pauses again. “Haven’t told Simon.”
“I bet you haven’t,” he replies. “I won’t be your fifth, darlin’.”
She frowns deeper at him. “Why not?” He hesitates and she’s an albatross, not a bird of prey, but she can recognise the weakness, and readies to call him on it.
Or would have. “Oh.”
“What?”
Her stomach heaves and she twists aside to spare him the worst of it, pushing her hair out of the way in frantic haste. His hand is on her back, soothing throughout, and at length she straightens, flushed with embarrassment. “Sorry.”
“Happens to the best of us,” he says, as encouragement. “We should get you to the ship ‘fore Doc starts wondering. You up for walking?”
“Yes,” she responds, breathing in the crisp evening air. The queasiness has subsided, but it hasn’t disappeared. “If I can lean on you?”
He smiles. “My shoulder’s yours, little one.”
She considers that, and him, a moment. “Is it?”
He reaches out, tucking an errant strand behind her ear. “Always.”