pointless is my middle name &kindaSMAPfic
there's so many things I need to do not to mention all those comments I owe you guys, I swear they'll be coming. tonight or tomorrow, I'll try to. in the meantime, here's the fb fic I sort of promised to faiee - half way through I stopped feeling funny at all, so it's not really wholesome and complete, but I'm posting it because it doesn't seem like I'
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OMG THIS IS SO CUTE. I love you to bits. And angst is good, uh, if you're planning to write stuff that is. If you're feeling angsty about life in general.. Cheer up ? >.< I'm bad at these cheer up thingys :P
(I'm loving the pictures. The plants cracked me up)
Okay how do I quote these stuff now?
Goro Inagaki feeding the cats (^.^)
Shingo Katori who cares?
Ah, ignore the lack of coding in general. Poor Goro. Tsk Shingo. I love Shingo throughout the whole thing, btw. Butbutbut I care I care! I wanna know when Goro-chan feeds his cats.
Satoshi Ohno you finally figured out how to turn your computer on Nakai? or was it by accident?
Jun Matsumoto I deeply apologise for him, Nakai-san."
I love it when Arashi makes a dig at Nakai. In fact, the world needs more Ohno/Nakai. Hmm. And I love how Jun's the one to apologise ;)
Takuya Kimura Remind me to never leave my laptop around Shingo ( ... )
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Goro loves his cats and fbs about them because he has nothing else to do. actually, Goro has been sneaking on me and on Takuya, claiming he's a better match for him than Nakai, which we all know is not true because 2TOPS FOREVER, but I can't help thinking they're so cute together. I want to write TakuGoro now and I think it shows a little ( ... )
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Hmm. Unnecessary above paragraph aside, YOU KNOW IMMA FLAIL UP IN THIS JOINT.
Like srsly, this had to be written and I'm so glad it was you.
I think I'm going to start with some excessive quoting and flailing and tie everything up with my long attempt at legitimizing this comment on a whole. :DD
/START UP!
follow me facebook me
/REFERENCE TO TRUST FTW!
Srsly, I heart that repetitive chorus more than I probably should. As soon as Kim' gets to Tweet me I'm done for and so grateful for Johnny's and engrish. So yes. Thank you. It was also reallyreally apt (obvs).
Goro Inagaki feeding the cats (^.^)
Shingo Katori who cares?ShinGoro at it's finest! You honestly summarized their relationship in a status update and comment. If ( ... )
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Goro Inagaki no.
Um, so, TakuGoro. /GUH That's about it.
Also, is it weird that I took it as both Kim' asking Goro this for two possible reasons? One being he's posted far too many pictures of his cats in the last 24hrs and/or the cat in his latest picture looks very morose and sparked Kimura's concern.
Ohoh! And I reaaaaaally liked Goro's status update right after and Kim' liking it and then Shizuka's relatively threatening post to Kim'. HOSHIT was all over my face at that part and okay, must admit, I was hoping it'd be Kim' does so very naughty yet necessary things with someone (ALL OF?) SMAP. Yeah. /TOTALLY INNOCENT
Masahiro Nakai no he doesnt, yes he is & stop whining GRAB BOOZE AND COME OVER we’re taking a cab with Tsuyopon right now.
Hahaha, drunken SMAP being forced on Nakai is the best thing in life. Because I mean, c'mon, he'd clearly let them in, whining aside, because he's loving like that. And it sets up awesome timez!!
Takuya Kimura Youvebeen locked in the bath room for ( ... )
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D'AWWWW. Bestest way to end this I thought. I love Tsuyoshi-kun and I somehow love him even more when he loves SMAP (which is all the time so circular reasoning for-so-much-win!).
IF I WERE A PHOTO I'D WANT TO BE MANIPULATED BY YOU
I mean, I think every 'fic from here on out should incorporate a half-naked shot of Kimura whether it's relevant or not (because relevancy be damned, it's necessary!). Hahah, but honestly, that was a great excuse and it derailed my train of thoughts in a veryvery nice way, so I have no complaints.
MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE IS 2TOP SLEEPOVER. /clearly I'm sorry, but any manip' is considered successful when shit don't seem out of place. Like, you made it seem completely usual for Nakai to be slumbering on his side (and all Suna no Utsuwa hair-time too /MMMM). It was later when I was skimming through my Mr. Brain ANAN scans and that picture was there that it finally hit me--HOLD UP, NAKAI'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS PICTURE IN THE FIRST PLACE (ACCEPT HE ACTUALLY IS, IN ( ... )
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THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH QUESTION MARKS IN THE WOOOOORLD
Okay I'm going to gather my JOY together into coherent THOUGHTS now so that I can share them with you. XD
- Loving Tsuyopon trying and failing to be responsible and his hilarious drunk!spelling
- Goro unashamedly being a single cat-loving guy who doesn't like gettiing naked. THAT'S GORO-CHAN ALRIGHT.
- Shingo is super keen to see naked pictures of Kimura. OF COURSE.
- HOORAYY spontaneous party invading Nakai's house! With stripping! And a blow-up doll! (WHY.) And ShinTsuyo drunken bathroom makeout sessions, if I read a-rightly. XD AND NAKAI STEALING UNDERWEAR. (Because he's being annoying or being a perve? Heheheh.)
- THEN. TAKUGORO IN AN ELEVATOR.
... Let me repeat that again, just because the phrase is so satisfying:
Takugoro.
In.
An.
Elevator.
MmmmMMMMMMmmmm.
DO WANT.
Now I want to watch Taikan Elevator again, oh hell.
Also, NakaTsu hat-shopping!! (Another fic waiting to happen.)
AAHHHHHHH. <- ( ... )
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i barely remember what i was thinking when writing, so i don't even know where some things came from [blow up doll? wtf? XD] but OMG DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ELEVATORS TOO? BECAUSE I CANNOT EXPRESS ENOUGH MY FEELINGS FOR ELEVATORS AND HOW I WOULD GLADLY STUCK EVERY PAIRING IN AN ELEVATOR AND MAKE THEM GET IT ON THERE. actually i'm writing a 2top-in-elevators fic now but the ironic thing is that nothing happens there. :o
actually you just made me write a drabble~
By now, Takuya would say, they reached perfection. He doesn’t know the numbers, it’s more of muscle memory, but the numbers are as follows ( ... )
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I want the comm to be a place to find EVERYTHING that is possible to be found.
Talking of which, can I link to your oh-so-hot drabble from there? Because Takuya and Goro so desperate for each other that they make out passionately in elevators on a regular basis is SOMETHING WE COULD ALL DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
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'sss okay, i can go post it myself. :D
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I was laughing so much... just the idea :D And all those Uh-ra-shee things :D
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the idea isn't mine, someone did a johnny's on fb fic and i got the idea from there, because, well, SMAP. yes. XD
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I wanna quote everything 'coz it's just so adorable hilarious I can't even XDDD
Goro and his cats!!! drunk Tsuyopon!!! Nakai!!!!!!!
thank you it's been a while since I've laughed so much.
my fav parts:
>Shizuka Kimura (Kudo) > Takuya Kimura We’ll talk when you come home.
it always so cute when Shizuka appears XDD
>Goro Inagaki saw you in the street today and you were wearing sweatpants tucked into boots. (o.o)
>Takuya Kimura I’m HOMELESS, ‘kay?
yes he is XDDDDD
>Takuya Kimura SMAP, tomorrow 11.30 a.m. at the airport. Don’t be late!
>Tsuyoshi Kusanagi but it’s my vacation!
poor poor Tsyyopon we never will leave you!!!!!
>Goro Inagaki I think I might die. WHERE’S MY HAIR-DRYER?
>Shingo Katori APOCALYPSE
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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