My mother

[hereward77]

I'm getting very worried about my dear old Mum. Now I'll admit that she's always had a good line in slightly bizarre birthday and Xmas presents. My favourite being a leather wine carrier, which has, unsurprisingly never seen the light of day. I mean, when the hell would you use it and to what purpose

Comments

[terraprime]

But do you look smashing in your hoody?

This post is useless without pictures.

[silanah]

Maybe she thinks you need to defen your manor.

Also I agree entirely with Terra.

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[xraytheenforcer]

thirded. pix, preferably while brandishing that knife and carrying your wine in leather-clad glory.

[xraytheenforcer]

Also, happy birthday you madman.

[eefster]

Utility and comfort! Just what every birthday celebrant needs, for sure.

Happy birthday, Hereward! :)