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There's only four more to go! So I'm going to split them up into 2 and 2.
Siwon (i.e. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Real name=Choi Siwon)
Okay, so, Siwon. Let me, how do I describe him? OHH I know, how about this for a start: he is perfect. I'm not even kidding. He. Is. Perfect. The man is like a walking saint. I have no idea how he manages to be virtuous, witty, sexy, unfailingly polite, funny, and suave all at the same time. He breaks up fights within Super Junior members and beats himself over the head if he doesn't get to a door in time to open it for a girl. Like, this is the guy you want your parents to meet. Dude. He was one of the first members that I noticed, since he stood out so much. I usually get annoyed by people who are "perfect" all the time, yeah? But it's impossible to hate Siwon. I mean a;jksd;akslj if you were that classically good-looking you'd think you might be a little cocky or arrogant about it but I swear, sometimes I don't even think the man knows how good-looking he is.
Anyways, that was just the introduction! To start off, you should probably look at these, "probably" meaning "highly recommended" meaning "lady you are missing out on a huge essential chunk of beautiful life if you don't look at them" (rofl kidding. Except not really). Because, um. The guy is ripped. Ripped. Ripped, ripped, oh, and RIPPED. I mean, holy crap the arms bejesus. Oh, and also, these were the pictures for the Men's Health magazine that made fandom collectively go like this:
And if you want to see it in action:
So, to basically sum it up:
Yes. So that is all you need to know about Siwon.
Haha, kidding. Okay. So continuing on. Next thing you need to know about Siwon? He is the Christian-est, most devout, religious person you will ever know. He has these insane debates with Heechul where Siwon tries to convert him and Heechul slaps him on the head and Siwon keeps on trying and Heechul keeps on slapping him on the head and, you know, nothing really gets anywhere. :DDD At the most recent Super Junior concert Siwon sang a Christian song for his solo. So basically, just imagine this: you're part of this huge, ginormous Korean crowd, and you're all waiting on the edges of your seat for some hot, fast-paced tune for Siwon to take his clothes off dance to, and then.........Siwon comes out and sings to you about the ache of Christianity. In English. Soulfully. With all his clothes on. I don't even know if I should laugh or cry at him. Granted, he did look like this when he sang it. His devout Christianity is where all these come from lol:
But the thing about Siwon is that he's always, always polite when he's talking about Christianity. He never forces it on you like some people. As much as fandom makes fun of him, they all love him. I don't think there's one person who doesn't at least like Siwon. It's kind of hard not to, he's like the most innocent and truthful person I've ever seen. I mean, good god, the man's most precious item is the Bible and he says this in the interview with no sarcasm whatsoever. ANYWAYS Siwon is also a favorite because he has shibrows and also sometimes has ADD. He has an odd habit of making strange facial expressions and using his hands to gesture (which does not lessen his Christianity aspect at all rofl). I am not even joking, you have to see this in action:
HIS EYEBROWS.
(btw, that's his actual speed of bouncing. actual speed of bouncing ohmygod).
ALSO Siwon is another member that confuses me like hell because HELLO IDEK how he can go from this, to........ this (LOL wtf laughing forever Siwon). Or from this adorable person to.........this. Yeah. Also, you'd think that manly man like Siwon would be all stand-offish and aloof and manly, right? Um, no. He probably cannot go two minutes without hugging or kissing someone. Dude, the guy's like a hugging machine. Oh, yeah, and the one time he actually makes fun somebody? IT'S ADORABLE (i am so thankful for Siwon's life though that Heechul didn't turn around because god, Heechul would have cut. a. bitch. Excuse me).
Of course, there are also the times where you have to really, really think hard about the manly part:
Sometimes, I can only go like O.O because, wut. I don't even know how he can be so straight and gay at the same time. Siwon is also full of fail and dork and lovable, and oh, have him with kids too and yup, that was the sound of a million Korean household women sighing in longing. Ohmygosh and there you go. That's Siwon. :DDDDD If you have time, you should also read this interview, which I love, because there's one question that asks him what he does before he does a new thing, and of course his answer is: I pray. And one commenter wondered, well, that kind of makes the 'first time' difficult, doesn't it? Like OH HOLD ON DON'T TAKE OFF MY SHIRT i need to pray. rofl oh Siwon.
Yesung (i.e. the one you don't like. Real name=Kim Jongwoon)
I know, I know, Yesung is the one that you like least in Super Junior. But give him a chance! Okay, so his face might look a little odd, but he is awesome at singing. You know how I said that in Super Junior there are three main singers, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, and Yesung? Yesung is probably the best out of all of them (though imo Kyuhyun is pretty close up to him). I'll show you his It's You adlibs later; he completely destroys the stage.
Remember how he died his hair yellow and black in some of the It's You stages? And then, I'm not sure if you know this, but he also died it red right after. And well, you know, it really stands out but not necessarily in a good way. Anyways, I've always gotten the feeling that Yesung purposely does it to stand out, because he feels like that's the only way that he can stand out. He's said before in interviews that he knows that he's one of the most unpopular members in the Super Junior and that he thinks that he's not handsome, and that sometimes he feels kind of sad when everybody runs screaming towards somebody like Donghae or Siwon but only one or two approach him. He's really insecure, but recently with the Sorry, Sorry promotions he's been breaking out of his shell, which hopefully will continue. :)
Siwon (i.e. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Real name=Choi Siwon)
Okay, so, Siwon. Let me, how do I describe him? OHH I know, how about this for a start: he is perfect. I'm not even kidding. He. Is. Perfect. The man is like a walking saint. I have no idea how he manages to be virtuous, witty, sexy, unfailingly polite, funny, and suave all at the same time. He breaks up fights within Super Junior members and beats himself over the head if he doesn't get to a door in time to open it for a girl. Like, this is the guy you want your parents to meet. Dude. He was one of the first members that I noticed, since he stood out so much. I usually get annoyed by people who are "perfect" all the time, yeah? But it's impossible to hate Siwon. I mean a;jksd;akslj if you were that classically good-looking you'd think you might be a little cocky or arrogant about it but I swear, sometimes I don't even think the man knows how good-looking he is.
Anyways, that was just the introduction! To start off, you should probably look at these, "probably" meaning "highly recommended" meaning "lady you are missing out on a huge essential chunk of beautiful life if you don't look at them" (rofl kidding. Except not really). Because, um. The guy is ripped. Ripped. Ripped, ripped, oh, and RIPPED. I mean, holy crap the arms bejesus. Oh, and also, these were the pictures for the Men's Health magazine that made fandom collectively go like this:
And if you want to see it in action:
So, to basically sum it up:
Yes. So that is all you need to know about Siwon.
Haha, kidding. Okay. So continuing on. Next thing you need to know about Siwon? He is the Christian-est, most devout, religious person you will ever know. He has these insane debates with Heechul where Siwon tries to convert him and Heechul slaps him on the head and Siwon keeps on trying and Heechul keeps on slapping him on the head and, you know, nothing really gets anywhere. :DDD At the most recent Super Junior concert Siwon sang a Christian song for his solo. So basically, just imagine this: you're part of this huge, ginormous Korean crowd, and you're all waiting on the edges of your seat for some hot, fast-paced tune for Siwon to take his clothes off dance to, and then.........Siwon comes out and sings to you about the ache of Christianity. In English. Soulfully. With all his clothes on. I don't even know if I should laugh or cry at him. Granted, he did look like this when he sang it. His devout Christianity is where all these come from lol:
But the thing about Siwon is that he's always, always polite when he's talking about Christianity. He never forces it on you like some people. As much as fandom makes fun of him, they all love him. I don't think there's one person who doesn't at least like Siwon. It's kind of hard not to, he's like the most innocent and truthful person I've ever seen. I mean, good god, the man's most precious item is the Bible and he says this in the interview with no sarcasm whatsoever. ANYWAYS Siwon is also a favorite because he has shibrows and also sometimes has ADD. He has an odd habit of making strange facial expressions and using his hands to gesture (which does not lessen his Christianity aspect at all rofl). I am not even joking, you have to see this in action:
HIS EYEBROWS.
(btw, that's his actual speed of bouncing. actual speed of bouncing ohmygod).
ALSO Siwon is another member that confuses me like hell because HELLO IDEK how he can go from this, to........ this (LOL wtf laughing forever Siwon). Or from this adorable person to.........this. Yeah. Also, you'd think that manly man like Siwon would be all stand-offish and aloof and manly, right? Um, no. He probably cannot go two minutes without hugging or kissing someone. Dude, the guy's like a hugging machine. Oh, yeah, and the one time he actually makes fun somebody? IT'S ADORABLE (i am so thankful for Siwon's life though that Heechul didn't turn around because god, Heechul would have cut. a. bitch. Excuse me).
Of course, there are also the times where you have to really, really think hard about the manly part:
Sometimes, I can only go like O.O because, wut. I don't even know how he can be so straight and gay at the same time. Siwon is also full of fail and dork and lovable, and oh, have him with kids too and yup, that was the sound of a million Korean household women sighing in longing. Ohmygosh and there you go. That's Siwon. :DDDDD If you have time, you should also read this interview, which I love, because there's one question that asks him what he does before he does a new thing, and of course his answer is: I pray. And one commenter wondered, well, that kind of makes the 'first time' difficult, doesn't it? Like OH HOLD ON DON'T TAKE OFF MY SHIRT i need to pray. rofl oh Siwon.
Yesung (i.e. the one you don't like. Real name=Kim Jongwoon)
I know, I know, Yesung is the one that you like least in Super Junior. But give him a chance! Okay, so his face might look a little odd, but he is awesome at singing. You know how I said that in Super Junior there are three main singers, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, and Yesung? Yesung is probably the best out of all of them (though imo Kyuhyun is pretty close up to him). I'll show you his It's You adlibs later; he completely destroys the stage.
Remember how he died his hair yellow and black in some of the It's You stages? And then, I'm not sure if you know this, but he also died it red right after. And well, you know, it really stands out but not necessarily in a good way. Anyways, I've always gotten the feeling that Yesung purposely does it to stand out, because he feels like that's the only way that he can stand out. He's said before in interviews that he knows that he's one of the most unpopular members in the Super Junior and that he thinks that he's not handsome, and that sometimes he feels kind of sad when everybody runs screaming towards somebody like Donghae or Siwon but only one or two approach him. He's really insecure, but recently with the Sorry, Sorry promotions he's been breaking out of his shell, which hopefully will continue. :)