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So you probably noticed that there was a really, really, really large break between the last post and this post. Part of that reason was because Daddy was home and I think he just might would have fainted if he was innocently browsing the Internet and then saw like 14,000,000,000,000 gifs open in the tabs all of hot guys hip-thrusting. ANYWAYS the majority of the reason why there was such a big break was because ACK I'm so close to the end and I know I only have two last members to do but omg those two last members are also adorable and wonderful and amazing and nghhh I love them to pieces omg. I wish I could say that I love them more than they love each other but sdf;lkj that would be a lie because they love each other pretty goddamn hard.
My English teacher would have had a heart attack at that second-to-last sentence and rofl I HAD A POINT YES. I remember now. Mostly I'm terrified that I won't be able to do these two justice, and that's why I took so long. Anyways. :) Going on, the first half of the pair:
Hankyung (i.e. the Chinese guy; Real Name=Han Geng (韩庚)
omg okay so Hankyung. Hankyung auditioned for SM Ent after being encouraged by a friend, since SM was purposely searching for a Chinese member to expand their own market. Anyways, SM was already huge in China, so Hankyung literally got picked out of millions, and that's where one of his nicknames come, Super Junior always always always jokes that he's their "one in a million". ♥
There are a few things you need to know about Hankyung first off. For one, he has a damn fine nose. I mean, look at that nose. You cannot possibly begin to argue that that is not one prime specimen of a nose.
Hankyung also has one damn fine behind:
IASDFA;SLDKJF omg I love this picture so much, I mean look at his smile and then KYUHYUN and his happy face and omg how strong is Kyuhyun really because GOSH that is one huge ass he's carrying. UGHHH THESE BOYS. And this guy. I don't know even where to begin to describe to you just how adorably cute and fail-y and warm and just loving this guy is. Super Junior bullies him so, so much (okay, well, actually mostly just Heechul. But here is one of all of Super Junior ganging up on him, the poor guy) but Hankyung just takes it all. You know how the guys all live together? In Full House you see him cooking the meals for them, complaining, cleaning up after them after meals, complaining some more, hurrying them to bed, and complaining some more rofl, but at the end of the day you can tell that he would do this any day and every day because he loves them, immature boys and all.
Hankyung also loves his parents like nothing else. If you watch this interview with his mom and you don't feel touched to the heart you've got to have a heart made of stone. He calls home at least two times a day, and on a variety show once he admitted that he cries sometimes because he misses his parents so much. He was also too modest to admit this but Heechul was there and he added that "Han Kyung really knows how to save money. Everything he does is for his parents." You know how idols are always given surveys asking, you know, what's their ideal kind of girl? Hankyung's is one who is kind and good to their parents. ♥
After all this, it makes me so mad when I hear about all the stuff that anti-fans did to him, and are still doing to him. Korea's really conservative, and in the beginning, Hankyung had so many problems that he had to escape to China for a while because anti-fans kept on hounding him and harassing him and throwing milk and food at him. To get him out of the group they'd pretend that they were actual fans and wrote letters to SM telling them that they were really disappointed, actually, in Hankyung, and that maybe Super Junior would be better without him. And then ugh I hate this, there are even more extremes like this:
"According to a witness, Han Kyung, who has lately been in China doing activities, encountered a so-called fan that wanted to give him a gift during his ride back to the hotel after recording a television program. The fan’s fluentless Chinese created doubts within the staff. When the fan gave them the present and cake, the fan requested to have a picture with the idol. The staff were afraid that Han Kyung would be harmed and politely rejected the fan, using Han Kyung being sick as an excuse. After Han Kyung’s polite apology, the staff immediately brought him back to the hotel. As they got back, the staff opened the present together and discovered that inside the box contained small bags full of blood. There was also a sharp knife and a stabbed picture of Han Kyung. Han Kyung immediately understood that this was done by an anti-fan, and after several testings of the cake, it was concluded that the cake contained a nameless poisonous powder."
ASDFL;AKSDF I don't even understand, who would want to hurt somebody like this?
Ugh, anyways. However much they tease him, all of Super Junior loves loves him, and would pretty much do anything to protect their Chinaman. Heechul was a guest on Kangin's radio show once, and they were sharing stories, and they both remembered this one time when Hankyung came home one day with a bloody nose. And when Hankyung finally admitted that a few Korean teenagers had been mocking and making fun of him because he was Chinese, Heechul got so mad that he didn't think straight and basically just flew out the door to find those teenagers and beat them up. I love Heechul, that idiot ♥.
Anyways, through all the jeering and insulting and poison god, Hankyung's never condemned anyone or blown off his top in anger or quit. He's just kept smiling and holding his head high and pushing through the crowds and ohmygod, I'm so proud of him of doing that, of being himself even when like the whole world was practically against seeing him succeed. There are still anti-fans out there, of course, but it's been toned down a lot, probably because today he's one of the most popular members in Korea and internationally. I love love love pictures like this and this because I love seeing, after all he's been through and all he's struggled with, that he's a star now that everybody wants to know him and shake hands with and talk to, fail-y Korean and all.
And ohmygosh rofl, I can't believe that I forgot his Korean skills. Okay. So this is what he looks like when somebody's talking to him in Korean:
This is what he looks like when he's trying to answer a question in Korean:
The poor guy, ohmygod. :DDD One more of him being adorable:
Ohgosh, so even after all of that, I don't think I've still managed to say enough about him. Sometimes I guess words aren't enough, so here is a picspam of Geng in all forms for you.
01. Photoshoots
02. Dancing
Ugh, there's a reason why Geng's one of the four main dancers in Suju, because goddamn the boy can kill when he dances. Off stage he can be the politest, most humble person ever but on stage it's like SNAP WHO IS THAT SWAGGERING COCKY SWAIN AND WHERE DID HE COME FROM. Oh, right, and he also knows the traditional dances of all 55 Chinese ethnic groups, so, yeah.
03. Looking Hot
The weird thing is that I DON'T THINK GENG IS HOT. Not on a regular basis and not, like, you know Changmin-hot. He's cute and attractive, but not hot, you know? But gosh, there are some pictures and some moments where I think 'ohmygod HANKYUNG I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU'.
Um. Yeah. Jesus Christ, Hankyung.
04. Looking Good in General
In my entire life I don't think I'll ever see anybody pull off blonde as well as Geng can, not even Jaejoong. He's like the only living Asian dude on the planet who can wear blonde and not look like an washed out anime chipmunk (sorry Jae. :DDD) He had to go blonde for Suju's second album concept back two years ago, and most recently he dyed it again for Super Show II.
03.01 The Airport Series
Okay, okay, I know that you don't like stalker pictures and I know that I don't either but homg LOOK. AVIATORS! CASUAL WEAR! HAIR!! SMILE ASDFL;KASJDFSD I WANT. THE BOY IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE HELL AT AIRPORTS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE AND INSTEAD LOOKS LIKE A WALKING GQ MODEL HOW IS THIS EVEN FAIR.
Also, I don't know if you've noticed or not, but this is a fact for life: nobody, nobody, nobody can wear aviators as well as Hankyung can.
04. Their One-in-a-Million
05. Laughing
ngl I love seeing him when he laughs. It kind of takes up his whole face and his eyes crinkle and asldjk you can tell that he's just so so genuinely happy ♥.
06. With THAT Hair
Okay so this is just a totally unnecessary section but excuse me while I spam because asdflkj HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS HAIR. FORGET ABOUT SHAGGY MESSY HAIR SORRY KYUHYUN ASDFLKJ please keep this hair forever and ever and forever Hankyung.
*__________________* Arms.
07. Gifspam
HOKAY killer smirk.
*_________*
Um. He also has the most epic thrusts ever.
Yeah um WHAT HANKYUNG I DUNNO.
08. Random Favorites
HE'S NOT HOT AT ALL LOOK AT HIM WHY DO I LOVE THIS PHOTO. I don't even know, there's just something about his expression, the way he looks so warm and confused and gentle, all at the same time.
HANKYUNG. This was the first time where I saw a photo of him and immediately went 'star'.
I think, I think it's something about his eyes. And something about his smile.
Um, okay, and this was just for aesthetic reasons because he looks good in black.
And finally,
♥♥♥
Whew, that took forever and a day. See you soon, Elissa. :)
My English teacher would have had a heart attack at that second-to-last sentence and rofl I HAD A POINT YES. I remember now. Mostly I'm terrified that I won't be able to do these two justice, and that's why I took so long. Anyways. :) Going on, the first half of the pair:
Hankyung (i.e. the Chinese guy; Real Name=Han Geng (韩庚)
omg okay so Hankyung. Hankyung auditioned for SM Ent after being encouraged by a friend, since SM was purposely searching for a Chinese member to expand their own market. Anyways, SM was already huge in China, so Hankyung literally got picked out of millions, and that's where one of his nicknames come, Super Junior always always always jokes that he's their "one in a million". ♥
There are a few things you need to know about Hankyung first off. For one, he has a damn fine nose. I mean, look at that nose. You cannot possibly begin to argue that that is not one prime specimen of a nose.
Hankyung also has one damn fine behind:
IASDFA;SLDKJF omg I love this picture so much, I mean look at his smile and then KYUHYUN and his happy face and omg how strong is Kyuhyun really because GOSH that is one huge ass he's carrying. UGHHH THESE BOYS. And this guy. I don't know even where to begin to describe to you just how adorably cute and fail-y and warm and just loving this guy is. Super Junior bullies him so, so much (okay, well, actually mostly just Heechul. But here is one of all of Super Junior ganging up on him, the poor guy) but Hankyung just takes it all. You know how the guys all live together? In Full House you see him cooking the meals for them, complaining, cleaning up after them after meals, complaining some more, hurrying them to bed, and complaining some more rofl, but at the end of the day you can tell that he would do this any day and every day because he loves them, immature boys and all.
Hankyung also loves his parents like nothing else. If you watch this interview with his mom and you don't feel touched to the heart you've got to have a heart made of stone. He calls home at least two times a day, and on a variety show once he admitted that he cries sometimes because he misses his parents so much. He was also too modest to admit this but Heechul was there and he added that "Han Kyung really knows how to save money. Everything he does is for his parents." You know how idols are always given surveys asking, you know, what's their ideal kind of girl? Hankyung's is one who is kind and good to their parents. ♥
After all this, it makes me so mad when I hear about all the stuff that anti-fans did to him, and are still doing to him. Korea's really conservative, and in the beginning, Hankyung had so many problems that he had to escape to China for a while because anti-fans kept on hounding him and harassing him and throwing milk and food at him. To get him out of the group they'd pretend that they were actual fans and wrote letters to SM telling them that they were really disappointed, actually, in Hankyung, and that maybe Super Junior would be better without him. And then ugh I hate this, there are even more extremes like this:
"According to a witness, Han Kyung, who has lately been in China doing activities, encountered a so-called fan that wanted to give him a gift during his ride back to the hotel after recording a television program. The fan’s fluentless Chinese created doubts within the staff. When the fan gave them the present and cake, the fan requested to have a picture with the idol. The staff were afraid that Han Kyung would be harmed and politely rejected the fan, using Han Kyung being sick as an excuse. After Han Kyung’s polite apology, the staff immediately brought him back to the hotel. As they got back, the staff opened the present together and discovered that inside the box contained small bags full of blood. There was also a sharp knife and a stabbed picture of Han Kyung. Han Kyung immediately understood that this was done by an anti-fan, and after several testings of the cake, it was concluded that the cake contained a nameless poisonous powder."
ASDFL;AKSDF I don't even understand, who would want to hurt somebody like this?
Ugh, anyways. However much they tease him, all of Super Junior loves loves him, and would pretty much do anything to protect their Chinaman. Heechul was a guest on Kangin's radio show once, and they were sharing stories, and they both remembered this one time when Hankyung came home one day with a bloody nose. And when Hankyung finally admitted that a few Korean teenagers had been mocking and making fun of him because he was Chinese, Heechul got so mad that he didn't think straight and basically just flew out the door to find those teenagers and beat them up. I love Heechul, that idiot ♥.
Anyways, through all the jeering and insulting and poison god, Hankyung's never condemned anyone or blown off his top in anger or quit. He's just kept smiling and holding his head high and pushing through the crowds and ohmygod, I'm so proud of him of doing that, of being himself even when like the whole world was practically against seeing him succeed. There are still anti-fans out there, of course, but it's been toned down a lot, probably because today he's one of the most popular members in Korea and internationally. I love love love pictures like this and this because I love seeing, after all he's been through and all he's struggled with, that he's a star now that everybody wants to know him and shake hands with and talk to, fail-y Korean and all.
And ohmygosh rofl, I can't believe that I forgot his Korean skills. Okay. So this is what he looks like when somebody's talking to him in Korean:
This is what he looks like when he's trying to answer a question in Korean:
The poor guy, ohmygod. :DDD One more of him being adorable:
Ohgosh, so even after all of that, I don't think I've still managed to say enough about him. Sometimes I guess words aren't enough, so here is a picspam of Geng in all forms for you.
01. Photoshoots
02. Dancing
Ugh, there's a reason why Geng's one of the four main dancers in Suju, because goddamn the boy can kill when he dances. Off stage he can be the politest, most humble person ever but on stage it's like SNAP WHO IS THAT SWAGGERING COCKY SWAIN AND WHERE DID HE COME FROM. Oh, right, and he also knows the traditional dances of all 55 Chinese ethnic groups, so, yeah.
03. Looking Hot
The weird thing is that I DON'T THINK GENG IS HOT. Not on a regular basis and not, like, you know Changmin-hot. He's cute and attractive, but not hot, you know? But gosh, there are some pictures and some moments where I think 'ohmygod HANKYUNG I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU'.
Um. Yeah. Jesus Christ, Hankyung.
04. Looking Good in General
In my entire life I don't think I'll ever see anybody pull off blonde as well as Geng can, not even Jaejoong. He's like the only living Asian dude on the planet who can wear blonde and not look like an washed out anime chipmunk (sorry Jae. :DDD) He had to go blonde for Suju's second album concept back two years ago, and most recently he dyed it again for Super Show II.
03.01 The Airport Series
Okay, okay, I know that you don't like stalker pictures and I know that I don't either but homg LOOK. AVIATORS! CASUAL WEAR! HAIR!! SMILE ASDFL;KASJDFSD I WANT. THE BOY IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE HELL AT AIRPORTS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE AND INSTEAD LOOKS LIKE A WALKING GQ MODEL HOW IS THIS EVEN FAIR.
Also, I don't know if you've noticed or not, but this is a fact for life: nobody, nobody, nobody can wear aviators as well as Hankyung can.
04. Their One-in-a-Million
05. Laughing
ngl I love seeing him when he laughs. It kind of takes up his whole face and his eyes crinkle and asldjk you can tell that he's just so so genuinely happy ♥.
06. With THAT Hair
Okay so this is just a totally unnecessary section but excuse me while I spam because asdflkj HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS HAIR. FORGET ABOUT SHAGGY MESSY HAIR SORRY KYUHYUN ASDFLKJ please keep this hair forever and ever and forever Hankyung.
*__________________* Arms.
07. Gifspam
HOKAY killer smirk.
*_________*
Um. He also has the most epic thrusts ever.
Yeah um WHAT HANKYUNG I DUNNO.
08. Random Favorites
HE'S NOT HOT AT ALL LOOK AT HIM WHY DO I LOVE THIS PHOTO. I don't even know, there's just something about his expression, the way he looks so warm and confused and gentle, all at the same time.
HANKYUNG. This was the first time where I saw a photo of him and immediately went 'star'.
I think, I think it's something about his eyes. And something about his smile.
Um, okay, and this was just for aesthetic reasons because he looks good in black.
And finally,
♥♥♥
Whew, that took forever and a day. See you soon, Elissa. :)