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keys are handy
This was the view for at least an hour and a half today as I was locked outside my house after a trip to the shop. Painfully frustrating, but it gave me a chance to roast in the sunshine and choke on small flies, my 2nd favourite pastime. I have white lines that crawl from my lower back to my breasts from the straps of my dress. I'm quite proud of ( Read more... ) -
like glue
I'm stuck in London AGAIN. Why the piss is it always me? I must have been Jack the Ripper in a past life. This is such an Emily thing to happen. All eurostars from London Waterloo have been cancelled because of a gas leak and a house exploded and a road blew up and huge carrots or something. I hate my life, I HATE IT. I got a refund on my billet ( Read more... ) -
pityfest
Today ( Read more... )
