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[herlittledogtoo]

This is all so weird.   Coming here with amnesia is happening to me right now, and I barely believe it.  I think maybe the demon lord.  Maaan, I wish I knew what I did to deserve this.  Did you guys all offend the demon lord too?

But I guess I'm stuck here now.  Living in a small town seems to resonate with me, but... but...

What's wrong with this

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[im_in_despair]

Unfortunately, you've arrived here in the middle of a disastrous economic recession!

[herlittledogtoo]

;_;

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[im_in_despair]

More and more people pile into the community, but the number of jobs stays fixed! Unemployment rates reach staggering, unprecedented levels! Soon the streets will be overflowing with the homeless!

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[im_in_despair]

Actually, housing is free and apparently unlimited, so there's no problem there.

[heroic_commoner]

I think there's a janitor job open, still.

[herlittledogtoo]

That job sucks too~~

[heroic_commoner]

You're not going to be able to get a job if you're so picky. It's better than stripper, right?

[herlittledogtoo]

They're both dirty jobs in totally different ways~~~

[crimeas_hero]

Oh, boy, where do I begin with this girl?

There's...no demon lord here. And your being here isn't a form of punishment.

Also, stripper isn't the only job available. Last I checked there were still janitor and stablehand positions open.

[herlittledogtoo]

Stablehand? Like ponies? Hmmm... ponies~

Really? Are you sure there's no demon lord?

[crimeas_hero]

Horses and pegasi, I believe. And some type of large bird that people ride.

I'm certain. No such being rules over this place.

[yournewoverlord]

*clears throat*

[alluring_rogue]

Aww, why don't you want to give it a shot~?

[herlittledogtoo]

Give what a try...?

[alluring_rogue]

Stripper, of course~!

Can't have you doing something unfitting like janitor.

[herlittledogtoo]

I really don't feel comfortable with the idea of doing anything like that!!

[herestothebard]

I think you'd make a fantastic stripper.

[herlittledogtoo]

Uhh... thanks? *side steps away*