This doesn't make any sense, but I love it

[herlordshipness]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, herlordshipness sent to me...

Twelve birdthoughts drumming
Eleven teacupduchess piping
Ten ladymargarets a-leaping
Nine joaquin_dreams dancing
Eight skyyx2005s a-milking
Seven guns a-swimming
Six barq's a-sitting
Five clo-o-o-ocks
Four three-piece suits
Three big noses
Two brass knuckles
...and a chicago in a sicily.