I'm asking around about the meaning of life tonight. So far, the two answers I've received have been "pleasing Ben" and "anal sex." Any other ideas, folks ( Read more... )

"I admit that the whole 'shut in' thing does have a certain appeal. Dress code is optional, and there's the part where you get to avoid people."
-Jaye
"Wonderfalls"

"I'm not crazy...I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years."
-Ouiser
"Steel Magnolias"

LJ Interests meme results

1. breathing:
   Literally. I like the sensation of it, I like how a deep, concentrated breath can lighten your entire body and mind. Do you ever have those moments where you become suddenly and randomly aware of how good it feels to breath air? I do.
2. dancing:
   I suck royally at 'just dancing', but I loves me some choreographed ( Read more... )

I no longer pretend to know where my apathy comes from. I mean, I've got plenty of theories, but it seems that every time I come up with a theory and solve for it, the apathy returns just the same. Or maybe I never actually solve the potential problems. Maybe I hate my work environment, maybe I hate being an adult, maybe I'm not in good enough ( Read more... )

julianne --

[adjective]:

Insatiable to the point of crazy

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Ben gradumacated yesterday (yay! he looked damn sexy in that robe...), his cousin graduated this morning, and I even had a client at work today who apparently graduated with Laura this morning. Graduates everydamnwhere. The whole thing forced me (in the good way) to start thinking. When I left ASU, what I needed was a break and to get back on my ( Read more... )

I cannot explain the title any more specifically than to say that someday, I hope to find an excuse to cause the explosion of a beached whale ( Read more... )

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I went rockclimbing for the first time in forever today. Mitch was still there, that hilarious asshole. :) Brandy totally showed me up on a 5.9, so kudos to her. It's funny how losing muscle and gaining weight seems to have this bolstering effect on gravity...gotta work on that. But things are looking up in that department. Hopefully someday I'll ( Read more... )

I should go to the gym, but what I really want to do is go eat mexican food and drink margaritas. BIG margaritas. So tired...