Forgive me.
So I was taking a nap earlier today (I work nights) and my mind started to wander. In my bedroom, I have a large cork board that is about 90% covered in Heroes articles and photo shoots pictures that I've torn out of magazines. And I started thinking that I really need more Zachary Quinto stuff because I do love him so.
For some reason the following sentence passed through my mind, "Hell, his eyebrows alone deserve their own interview."
So I give you this totally crack-tastic creation:
An Interview with Zachary Quinto’s Eyebrows
by resol37
resol37: Thank you for being here, Zachary Quinto’s Eyebrows.
Zachary Quinto’s Eyebrows: Thank you for having me.
r37: I have to say right off the bat, you’re looking very well.
ZQE: Thank you for saying so, it’s good to hear once in awhile, y’know? I am a little thicker than most so…
r37: Well, I think you look great.
ZQE: Thanks.
r37: How do you keep in such great shape? Tweezing, threading…dare I say, waxing?
ZQE: [laughs] No, no waxing. We have to get rid of a few strays every once in awhile, but other than that it’s au naturel. Maybe a little combing before a close up, but that’s it.
r37: It works for you. Now, I have to ask…I don’t want to be controversial…
ZQE: Go ahead.
r37: You’ve got a pretty high profile, is there ever in jealousy or infighting amongst you and the other features.
ZQE: Not really. The eyes and I work very closely, so we kind of share that responsibility to the public. I stay groomed, they stay…brown. Lips and nose are doing pretty well, too. Chin and ears…not so much. But unless you’re Jay Leno or Will Smith, chin and ears don’t really have high profiles in this business in general. We all get along really well.
r37: So far.
ZQE: [laughs] Right, so far. If Sylar gets a [coughs] real romantic interest next season, we might see a little too much attention going to lips’ head...or upper lip. However that works.
r37: Speaking of the show, some have called you the Eyebrows of Doom. What do you think of that?
ZQE: I think it’s great, actually. It’s a great compliment to be such a big part of that character. And Sylar is a scary one. I like to think that a lot of his creepiness is being held right here in the ‘brows.
r37: I think so. Well, I hate to say that we have to wrap up, but we are running out of time. One last question.
ZQE: Shoot.
r37: Any other famous eyebrows that you look up to?
ZQE: Definitely Eugene Levy’s Eyebrows. Have you seen them? Incredible! Though I’m pretty high up. Eugene Levy himself is only 5’10” and you have to knock a few inches off of that for the forehead, so I mostly look down on them.
Edited because I forgot to add our photoshoot. Sorry.
For some reason the following sentence passed through my mind, "Hell, his eyebrows alone deserve their own interview."
So I give you this totally crack-tastic creation:
An Interview with Zachary Quinto’s Eyebrows
by resol37
resol37: Thank you for being here, Zachary Quinto’s Eyebrows.
Zachary Quinto’s Eyebrows: Thank you for having me.
r37: I have to say right off the bat, you’re looking very well.
ZQE: Thank you for saying so, it’s good to hear once in awhile, y’know? I am a little thicker than most so…
r37: Well, I think you look great.
ZQE: Thanks.
r37: How do you keep in such great shape? Tweezing, threading…dare I say, waxing?
ZQE: [laughs] No, no waxing. We have to get rid of a few strays every once in awhile, but other than that it’s au naturel. Maybe a little combing before a close up, but that’s it.
r37: It works for you. Now, I have to ask…I don’t want to be controversial…
ZQE: Go ahead.
r37: You’ve got a pretty high profile, is there ever in jealousy or infighting amongst you and the other features.
ZQE: Not really. The eyes and I work very closely, so we kind of share that responsibility to the public. I stay groomed, they stay…brown. Lips and nose are doing pretty well, too. Chin and ears…not so much. But unless you’re Jay Leno or Will Smith, chin and ears don’t really have high profiles in this business in general. We all get along really well.
r37: So far.
ZQE: [laughs] Right, so far. If Sylar gets a [coughs] real romantic interest next season, we might see a little too much attention going to lips’ head...or upper lip. However that works.
r37: Speaking of the show, some have called you the Eyebrows of Doom. What do you think of that?
ZQE: I think it’s great, actually. It’s a great compliment to be such a big part of that character. And Sylar is a scary one. I like to think that a lot of his creepiness is being held right here in the ‘brows.
r37: I think so. Well, I hate to say that we have to wrap up, but we are running out of time. One last question.
ZQE: Shoot.
r37: Any other famous eyebrows that you look up to?
ZQE: Definitely Eugene Levy’s Eyebrows. Have you seen them? Incredible! Though I’m pretty high up. Eugene Levy himself is only 5’10” and you have to knock a few inches off of that for the forehead, so I mostly look down on them.
Edited because I forgot to add our photoshoot. Sorry.